Drunk Woman Gives Random Man A Blowie On An Airplane
Can I switch seats, please?
Fun in the Sky
On the afternoon of October 29, a plane full of people jetted off from Los Angeles and was headed to Detroit. Among the passengers was an unnamed 48-year-old California woman and a 28-year-old man who had never met before. At some point, they struck up a friendly conversation, and she moved seats within the plane to sit next to him. There was third passenger in their row, but that person slept during most of the flight.
The woman felt that this would be a good time to cover her head with a blanket and go down the man who was 20 years her junior. She wasn’t being too inconspicuous about the act, and passengers noticed what she was up to right away. One of the passengers reported that they alerted the plane’s staff and asked for the passengers’ names. Another passenger disrupted their love-making, and the man attempted to apologize like it was nothing.
The cops had a different take on the situation, and they made sure that the pair knew what they did was highly illegal.
The Wayne Metro Airport Police were called to meet the Delta flight at the gate of the Detroit International Airport. The police said, “Per dispatch, the female involved was reported to be highly intoxicated.”
When the police intercepted the plane at the gate and approached the pair while they were still in their seats, the guy said that his lady friend “had fallen asleep in his lap but that they did not have intercourse.” He did admit to grabbing her breasts outside of her clothing.
The lady wasn’t so easy to talk to. Her eyes were bloodshot, and she was highly uncooperative, screaming, and being disruptive during her interrogation. Both of them were handcuffed and taken to the airport’s holding cell. The FBI came along and charged them with lewd and lascivious behavior after a brief investigation. They only given citations and asked to go on their separate ways, but their citations could cost them approximately $800 each.
The guy left as quickly as he could, but our lady in question had issues. She was not permitted to fly Delta anymore, but she got a flight out the next day after she sobered up a bit.
Detroit’s former FBI Chief Andy Arena had never dealt with a situation like this until now. He explained, “I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s criminal stupidity, felony stupidity.” He said that the charges were based on who witnessed the sex act and that they could have caught more heat if children witnessed them.
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