The Most Awkward Things That Have Ever Happened to People While Getting It On
Kiss and tell and ew!
Maybe it’s a turn on?
“I happened to notice a piece of toilet paper sprouting out of my girlfriend’s behind when we were doing the doggy-style posture. I suffered great pressure, whether to inform her or have it removed quietly, I was simply lifeless. When she got the inclination, she cried and accused me of not finding her attractive anymore.”
Gold Star Girlfriend
“With the best intentions of making the moment spicy, I began to kiss my husband from the lips making my way down. All of a sudden, when I was halfway, I started gagging because some of his chest hairs clogged in my throat. Therefore, to keep the momentum, I continued until the end, with all the gagging and swallowing of hair.”
But how’d it smell?
“When things were getting hotter during [intercourse] with my boyfriend, he whispers in a very sensual way ‘God help me for what I’m about to do.’ I mistook it as one of those vintage dirty talks and whined liking it and suddenly out of the blue, he blows one of the loudest farts ever.”