The Naughtiest Jokes You Will Ever Hear

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!

I’m awful at telling jokes: I can never remember them and the only one I actually do remember is the “ketchup” one from Pulp Fiction and it’s a bit for little kids. But there are thousands upon thousands of jokes out there and we all know the best ones are the blue ones.

It seems like everyone has that uncle that loves telling dirty jokes by the dozen. Or maybe you’ve seen some acts by classic stand-up comedians like Andrew Dice Clay or George Carlin. However you’d gotten them, you’ve either rolled your eyes or cried because you laughed so hard. Dirty jokes can range from PG-13 to XXX, so Redditors decided to round up the naughtiest of the naughty to try to out do each other.

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