Okay, I understand that Denise may have had her reasons, but, seriously, who would want Charlie Sheen's sperm? I'd rather take my chances on a sperm bank. Which brings me to...which celeb sperm would you want to bank?

Gael Garcia Bernal <3

This is a tough one, but I'm going to have to say Elijah Wood. I know I'm totally cheesy for saying that, but he has gorgeous eyes! The runner up would have to be J.Depp. Mmmm!

I'd like to please bank the sex appeal of Johnny Depp, the playful personality of George Clooney, the moves of JT and the lyrical talent/business sense of Jay-Z. Or better yet, screw my make-believe kid. Is there just a celebrity boyfriend bank where I can find one of those?

Elle, I am seriously disturbed. Elijah Wood gives me hives!!!

Me? I'd like to bank Brad Pitt's sperm (minus any hereditary hammer toe), Justin Timberlake's (for the dance moves), and Johnny Depp's for just about everything else.

Elijah is hot! I've had a crush on him since Radio Flyer. I think it's his eyes that send me over the edge. They are so intensely blue that he must wear contacts. Either way I love, love, love blue or green eyes and dark hair. It's so sexy.

You know, Vincent Gallo offers his sperm on his website as a gag (I hope. Gag.). It's $1,000,000, but he retains the right to not sell it to black women. He isn't into that kind of "integration".

Vincent Gallo is evil.