Leave it to men to come up with ridiculous ways to get women to take their tops off. A new "product" called the Nipple Gauge will apparently tell you how your nips rank on a scale from "Needle Nips" to "Grandes".

The sad thing is that it really works. After reading about it I immediately lifted up my shirt in front of my husband so we could gauge my nipples.

Gotta love gimmicks!

Those tricksters! I think you have to actually buy the damn thing to see the sizes to scale.

Does it include the aerola? I hope so - otherwise "Grandes" looks to be the size of a ginormous meatball.

So...what was the verdict?

It's hard to tell without having the actual card, but I'd say somewhere between pencil erasers and average.

I concluded that my boy has needle nips. lol!

These cards definitely do not factor in areola size.