“Hi, I’m trying to adopt out my three year old son. I’m not in a good place in my life and don’t feel like I can care for him properly, but I don’t know where to start. If you or know anyone who is interested in caring for him please let me know. I’m a single mom and can’t do this. Thanks, Desperate.”

Since Craigslist isn’t really down with “adopting out” children because the stakes are way higher than with say, adopting out a used bicycle, they reported Redus to the Houston Police Department, who easily tracked down her email address. Redus admitting to creating the post and responding to several people who emailed her expressing interest. Her reason for trying to “adopt out” her son was that she was pregnant and not able to “take her medication to combat her depression and her anxiety.” I don’t think it’s a good idea for her to have another child. Sigh. [The Daily Dot]

““She certainly didn’t break the group up. I don’t think you can blame her for anything. … When Yoko came along, part of her attraction was her avant garde side, her view of things,” he continued. “She showed him another way to be, which was very attractive to him. So it was time for John to leave.”

Bruce initially misread the tip to be $46, which would have been an impressive enough, but once she realized it was actually four-hundred forty-six dollars, she was shocked. “When I looked again, I said, ‘Oh my gosh, Miss Jo, I’m not taking that!’ And she said, ‘Yes, you’re taking it.”

Bruce told a local news station that the generous tip was perfectly timed, and she knew exactly where the money was going: “Pay bills, pay bills right on time, that’s what I’m definitely going to do.” This is such a sweet story. If only every server were lucky enough to have a customer as generous as Miss Jo! [Huffington Post]

1. Become your vehicle’s expert mechanic. If you don’t know what stimulates you, how can you expect your partner to figure it out? Do some self-discovery—masturbate. First, don’t forget to lubricate your whole vaginal area; wetter is better. Using your fingers, try different tempos and pressure levels for reaching an orgasm. Play with your nipples and see how that adds to your experience. Read a sexy book and fantasize about anything that gets you revved up. Try a vibrator on your clitoris or inside your vagina. Read more on Your Tango…

Here are 10 moments no girl wants to relive. Read more on College Candy…

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According to Nancy Jo Sales, the journalist who famously interviewed the ring members, the burglars were obsessed with stealing the stars’ lingerie.

“They wanted to look sexy. Looking sexy in a celebrity’s clothes, well that’s even sexier,” Sales told Vanity Fair. Read more on Celebuzz…

To their credit, both girls, Kimberly Haney and Deonna Harris, refused to reshoot their pics waist-up. Haney made a good point about the futility of such a move: “What’s the difference of letting me walk for graduation, letting me walk around the school? It’s the same thing.” Totally true — and it makes me grateful that it’s 2013 and it’s acceptable for pregnant teens to continue their education in high school, instead of being “sent away” to hide throughout their pregnancies, like our mothers and grandmothers would have likely been forced to do.

Still, asking the teens to reshoot pics is creating stigmatization by treating the pregnant belly as if it’s a thing that should be shamefully hidden. If this was really about the school wanting to portray itself as following a strict abstinence-only policy, shouldn’t every kid that had ever had sex not be allowed in the yearbook? Boys and girls? Notice, the boys who knocked up these girls weren’t banned from photos. If these young ladies sue the school district and the principal for pregnancy discrimination, I’d be all for it.

Looks to me like the school is embarrassed anyone with two eyes (but not a yearbook!) can plainly see their abstinence-only sex ed doesn’t effing work.

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Finally, I have an answer.

Pause the video at the :21 second mark, and look closely. Read more and watch the video at TruTV…

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Biebz, whatever happened to no monkey left behind? 

Seriously though, treating animals like disposable props is completely despicable. And this isn’t the first time Bieber’s done this. He had a pet hamster that he callously gave away to a fan. The hamster later died. Somebody stop letting this kid buy pets, please. [Buzzfeed]

[Daily Mail]

Erotides Brandao promised she’d name her firstborn after her husband Walter — and she did. The girl’s name is Walterlucia. But then Walter got a big head about it, and decided all of his kids would bear his name. Walter died in 2003, but the tradition continues on: all 33 of his grandchildren also have Walter in their names.

And my, did Brandao get creative.

Brandao named the kids Walterlucia, Walterlivia, Walterlenia, Walterlonia, Walterlacia, Walterluzia, Walterluana, Walterangelina, Waltersilviana, Waltermanuel, Walterluis, Walteroliver, Waltermarcelo, Walterlicinio and Walterfernando.

Why so many Walters? “He asked to put his name on all of our children,” said Brandao, now 81. “I didn’t know so many would come, but we never knew how to say no to each other.” [Her.ie]

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Well, you really screwed this one up. You thought it’d be sooooo funny to pretend to be a baby and get in a McDonald’s-provided high chair? But you didn’t count on getting stuck in there, did you?

Cork, Ireland, police were rushed to the scene, and had to pry you out of the high chair. And dude, you were there all by yourself.Fortunately for you, being an idiot is not yet a criminally punishable offense. Because seriously, as the Cork Independent reminds us, “regular adult seating is available at all McDonald restaurants across Cork.” And a rep from McDonald’s said, “As you can see, we recommend that children don’t use the high-chair without adult supervision!” See? McDonald’s is even throwing shade your way.

So yeah, we’re done. Head off to Playland or something.

You’re definitely not my Mayor McCheese,

Julie

[Cork Independent]