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The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For October 10-11th 2009

    Saturday

  • “Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 10:00 am
  • “Sarah Plain and Tall” on Hallmark at 11:00 am
  • “An Officer and a Gentleman” on TVLand at 12:00 pm

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Trailer Park: “Couples Retreat,” “An Education,” And “Good Hair”

OK, it’s officially fall now, so it’s probably about time to look for new winter boyfriends, un-mothball the sweaters, and mourn the passing of the Indian summer. The best way to get over that fast is to consume lots of soup, participate in some cuddling, and spend more time at the movie theater. This week, if you’re dreaming of a vacation, go see “Couples Retreat.” If you’re feeling kinda mod and rebellious, catch “An Education.” And if you’ve been listening to us at all this week, go see “Good Hair.” Keep reading »

Vogue’s “Nine” Cover Is A Hot Photoshopped Mess

Excuse me, Grace Coddington approved this? For the November issue of Vogue, Anna and Co. rounded up the female stars of the upcoming movie musical “Nine.” Four of them — Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and Kate Hudson — are on the cover together, but the overly airbrushed shot makes it oh-so-obvious that photographer Annie Liebovitz shot them separately and spliced them together in Photoshop. Regardless, the beach background is tragic, the fashion makes no sense in context, and they all look like wax figurines. Cover shoot FAIL. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Shauvon Busts Breast Implant On “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” And Scars Us All For Life


Be afraid … be very afraid. Just in time for Halloween, the scariest thing any woman can imagine has happened. On MTV’s “The Real World/Road Rules Challenge,” contestant Shauvon busted her breast implant after cannon balling into a lake. Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh! I’ll pretend like the splash heard ‘round the world was not an awful idea in the first place, because the real takeaway from this moment is that an implant can actually rupture. Shauvon was rushed to the ER where she discovered she had nerve, muscle, and tissue damage. I’m thinking no more challenges for Shauvon. Worse? The other contestants think she is exaggerating the pain or making up some cockamamie story. My real boobs are in pain just thinking about it! If you ever needed a reason to forego those implants you’ve been dreaming of, check out the clip above. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Amiya’s Mobile Dance Academy


So, I was going to give you the daily Gosselin update, but I simply couldn’t bring myself to write about their dysfunction one more time this week (click here to read all about how daddy douche couldn’t even get his twins’ names spelled right on their birthday cake yesterday). Then I decided how about I bring you a real feel-good story instead? It’s Friday, after all, no? Check this out: ten-year-old Amiya Alexander is proving it’s never too early to follow your dreams … and to own your own pink bus. This is no ordinary pink bus, though, oh no. Inspired by a dream, the tripped-out set of wheels is actually a dance studio called Amiya’s Mobile Dance Academy. In it, the 6th grader, who developed the schedule, instruction and business model teaches ballet, jazz, hip-hop and a bunch of other dances to kids aged 2-12. She’s got a patent on the bus — the only one of its kind in the country — proving that she’s creative, ambitious, and smart. Clip above. Keep reading »

Jim And Pam’s Wedding Dance


OK, SPOILER: If you haven’t watched last night’s special episode of “The Office” yet where Jim and Pam get married, you may not want to watch this clip or read the rest of this post. Although, seriously, if you were such a big fan, wouldn’t you have found a way to watch the show by now? Anyway, in what might have been the best fictional wedding ever, Jim and Pam’s guests re-enacted the infamous JK wedding dance that became a YouTube sensation earlier this summer. No worries for the happy couple, though, who managed to sneak away an hour before the ceremony and marry in a very secret, very private wedding aboard the Maid of the Mist (and if you happen to get a little misty watching, well, you’re only human). Clip above. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Larry David’s Strange “Hannah Montana” Cameo


Here’s the randomest cameo ever: Larry David showed up on “Hannah Montana” and made the show, like, a zillion times better. Unlike on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” he actually doesn’t look like the most ridiculous person in the room. That award goes to Hannah’s pink-haired friend who looks like a Lady Gaga impersonator. Watch the clip for Larry, though. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Why, Marge, Why?

Is nothing sacred? Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November issue of Playboy magazine. Where’s Homer? [TMZ] Keep reading »

Erica Watson Is A Fat Bitch

Erica Watson and I have been friends for a year now and even I raised my eyebrows when I heard she was calling her one-woman comedy show “Fat Bitch.” Bitch is a touchy word for a one-woman show to begin with, but…Fat Bitch?! What’s this woman thinking?

Hey, Erica? If I were appearing in a movie produced by Oprah, alongside Mariah Carey and Mo’nique, I’d be telling EVERYONE.

Read on for my chat with Erica Watson about how she had to scream at a nine-year-old girl in “Precious,” the ridiculous number of lame-o exes who’ve bought her a gym membership or a treadmill as a “gift,” and why you should never tell a plus-sized woman “You have such a pretty face!”

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The Pre-Princess First 5 Minutes Of “The Princess And The Frog”

Despite the “Is Disney Racist?” controversy surrounding “The Princess and the Frog,” my mixed feelings over the entire frilly pink princess marketing regime and the fact that I’m a grown woman, I’m unabashedly excited for the first hand-animated Disney cartoon in what feels like forever. Almost against my will, I’m overwhelmed with the warm happy memories of being taken to see Ariel in “The Little Mermaid,” getting my own popcorn, and leaving the theater with a song on my lips that annoyed my parents and teachers for two years. I can’t help it. This video is like nostalgia-crack to an addict. Keep reading »

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