This is Colonel Mustard. He’s often the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. In the evening, he likes to sit on my chest while I’m in bed and trying to read a book. He’ll swat at the pages until I pet him, and when I do,… READ MORE »
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I’ve been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans three times, but I really missed out by not going this year — because there was a Ryan Gosling-themed float in the parade from all-female krewe Nyx! I would have definitely flashed my tits at this float, and not even for the beads. Check out a closer… READ MORE »
Johnny Depp gave Amber Heard her own beach on his island.
Brad Pitt filled Angelina with genetically perfect babies and then gifted her with a ring he helped design.
Jennifer Lopez’s boy toy supposedly tattooed her name on his dick.
You might think if you want to woo like the celebs do, you… READ MORE »
Depending on whom you ask, tomorrow might be Valentine’s Day, Singles Awareness Day, or Day-Before-Discount-Candy-At-Duane-Reade Day. Like it or not, romance is a big deal tomorrow, at least if you’re in the States. And to, er, celebrate, I decided to write about movies and TV shows that don’t have any romance. Sadly, there aren’t as… READ MORE »
I’m just gonna leave this here. Think of it as my Valentine’s Day gift to you. … READ MORE »
Oscar Pistorious, 26, a Paralympian and Olympian and inspiration to athletes around the world, was arrested today — Valentine’s Day — and charged with murdering his girlfriend, model Reeva Steenkamp.
Police responded to a 3 a.m. call about gunshots in Pistorius’ upscale neighborhood of Silver Woods in Pretoria, South Africa, where Steenkamp, 30,… READ MORE »
2012 Olympic athlete Oscar Pistorius was charged with murdering his girlfriend, model Reeva Steenkamp, today after she was found dead after being shot four times at his home in Pretoria, South Africa. [People, US Weekly]
Hot ginge Ron Weasley, aka Rupert Grint, has been cast in a new TV show for CBS called… READ MORE »
If your Facebook friends list is anywhere near as accurate as your actual friends list, chances are, you know a lot of people in relationships. Some of those relationships are good, but often, they are twisted, bizarre bent up pieces of metal soldered together with tears and awkward sex.
This is about those… READ MORE »
John F. Kennedy International Airport is in trubs for allegedly letting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West skip the line in security. Well she is pregnant. And was probably wearing stupid heels, right? Right? [NYMag.com]
The world’s “ugliest woman,” whose entire body was covered in fur and was called a “bear woman” by her… READ MORE »
Today in “The Jolie-Pitt Kids Have It Better Than You”: four-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will reportedly earn $3000 per week, plus $60 per day for expenses, when she films her role in mom Angelina’s movie “Maleficent.” Yep, I’m making that face too, Viv. [Daily Freshies]
I can’t even deal with rapper Lil Wayne, who released a song… READ MORE »
Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find myself rather mesmerized by his skill. And his butt lotioning technique. I prefer Buttcussion to Gangam Style or the Harlem Shake or whatever other dance… READ MORE »
Namely that it’s really not so unrealistic that a guy as hot as Patrick would sleep with a woman with a muffin top like Hannah/Lena Dunham, because Patrick does her (with her size 10 muffin top body) all the time. Suck it, haters. [Twitter via The Gloss]
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