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Pamela Anderson May Be On “Dancing With The Stars”

Amazing rumor alert! The word on the street is that Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.” According to a source, “Pam is thrilled and so is the show. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea.” Sadly, because ABC is super tight-lipped about the show’s cast, we’ll have to wait until Mar. 1 to find out for sure. But here’s hoping this season’s cast will top the amazingness that was Lil’ Kim, Steve Wozniak, and Jewel in early 2009. Also, can you image the spectacle of those boobs swathed in sequins? [LA Times]

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Will You Be Watching “Hotter Than My Daughter”?

The only thing I can say about this show, “Hotter Than My Daughter,” is that it’s wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack. The concept is pretty simple: The show follows a mother/daughter pair where the mother likes to wear as little clothing as possible while the daughter is a bit more conservative. Take Sharon and her daughter Kobie in the preview above. Sharon may have three children and is about to be a grandma (Kobie is pregnant), but that doesn’t stop her from showing off the surgically-enhanced goodies. Keep reading »

What If Romeo And Juliet Were On Facebook?

In case you’ve never really understood Shakespearian verse, you can revisit the classic story of Romeo and Juliet as told through Facebook. All it takes are some friend requests, relationship status updates, events, and groups to tell this tragic tale in full. Trace the whole drama of the Montagues and Capulets from Romeo ending his relationship with Rosaline (she comments “I effin h8 u”), to Tybalt and Mercutio’s event entitled “Duel,” and finally to the creation of the groups “RIP Romeo” and “RIP Juliet.” This is better than CliffsNotes. See the full image after the jump. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Monopoly Gets A Circular Makeover

With the Monopoly board’s new circular shape, it’s easier to throw when you get frustrated after four exhaustive hours of pretending to buy property. [Pop Crunch] Keep reading »

The Woman Responsible For “That’s What She Said”


Finally, Megan Mullally does something worthwhile with her talents, because those awful “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” commercials do not count. In this Funny or Die vid, Megan’s white trash horny heroine is the originator of the phrase, “That’s what she said.” [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Simon Cowell Releases His All-Star “Everybody Hurts” Remake

Oh, that Simon Cowell. Just when Celine Dion, Wyclef Jean, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus and company were feeling all good about themselves for remaking “We Are The World” to raise money for Haiti, Simon releases his celebrity all-star version of “Everybody Hurts.” Jon Bon Jovi, Rod Stewart, Mariah Carey, and many others pitched in to rerecord the REM track. Give it a listen, above. Feel free to play “name that voice” in the comments section. Keep reading »

Zooey Deschanel Isn’t A Groupie—She’ll Just Play One On TV

Yesterday, I told you about some shows on the horizon that sound like serious stinkers. So it’s only fair that, today, I tell you about one that sounds truly awesome. Adorable Zooey Deschanel has signed on to do a new HBO show based on the book I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie, by Pamela Des Barres, whose conquests included Mick Jagger, Jimmy Page, Don Johnson, and loads of other famous ’60s musicians and actors. Zooey is executive producing the show, along with one of the producers behind “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” And supposedly the show will make use of archival ’60s footage, along with frequent orgy scenes. We’re expecting “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” gone rock ‘n’ roll. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Meet Alexis Neiers, An L.A. Party Girl Turned “Bling Ring” Burglar And Reality Star

Meet Alexis Neiers, the quintessential L.A. party kid: Her mom is a former Playboy Playmate, her dad was the director of photography on “Friends” and she lives on a pretty street in Westlake Village with her mom and a party girl pal, 20-year-old Tess Taylor, a Playboy Cyber Girl. Neiers and Taylor hit up L.A. night life hot spots so much that E! offered the girls a reality show, “Pretty Wild,” airing this March.

If things had gone differently for Neiers, “Pretty Wild” could have set her on a course to become the next Paris Hilton. But this is where the story gets weird: Neiers and friends are actually “the bling ring,” a group of 18- and 19-year-old burglars who Los Angeles police have linked to multiple burglaries of celebrities’ homes, including Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, Audrina Patridge, and Orlando Bloom. Now, Vanity Fair reports, “Pretty Wild” is not so much about the L.A. party scene as it is following Neiers’ seems-to-be-destined path to jail. Keep reading »

Behold! A Live Sex Map!

Have you ever lain in bed on a lonely night and wondered, “How many people are getting laid right now while I’m reading my book and sipping tea?” Well, wonder no more because this site I Just Made Love will show you exactly how many people are getting busy right now. The count for today is already at 72,190. Wow, I feel left out. You can also zoom in on your country/state/city and peep the sex habits of these anonymous others. Details include sexual orientation, positions, where the sex act occurred, and how good the sexee perceived it to be. I was pleased to discover that the map even includes entries by masturbators. Woo-hoo self-love! And if you’re interested in this holiday they call Valentine’s Day, the site is doing a special event on Feb.14 where it will change into a global map where everyone can add their own love spots. [I Just Made Love] Keep reading »

“Valentine’s Day” Promotion Gets “De-Gayed”

Valentine’s Day is coming! And with it the usual traditions that include an outrageous price hike in roses, an outrageous price hike in restaurant dining, and the well-timed rom-com. The role of the latter belongs to a flick to be released on Feb. 12, “Valentine’s Day.” (What a clever title, eh?) Keep reading »

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