Prince Rogers Nelson, one of the most innovative, talented and wonderful figures in modern music, passed away today. Nothing about this is pleasant information. Like the untimely passing of David Bowie in the early weeks of this dreadful, difficult year, the news of Prince’s death cuts deep. Like Bowie, Prince felt eternal, someone who somehow… More »
Jennifer Aniston, a woman as innocuous as vanilla pudding, was appointed World’s Most Beautiful woman by People for the second time in her storied career. This designation means very little on the surface. People’s Most Beautiful “award” has been around since 1990 and exists as a tentpole issue for the magazine: a guaranteed way to sell print issues of… More »
On this, pot-smokers biggest and only holiday, Rihanna has released a new video for “Needed Me” for our viewing pleasure. It’s intense to say the least. For those of you that have been celebrating today, buckle up.
It’s known that Rihanna is a fan of the ganja having a track titled “James Joint” More »
The only thing that gives me pause is walking, talking human chain wallet Justin Theroux being cast as Emily Blunt’s ex-husband, but whatever, I’ll deal. More »
Samantha Bee became a corespondent on The Daily Show in 2003. She was the only female correspondent on the show until Kristin Schaal joined in 2008. For many female comedians – or female anythings, really – we’re often the only woman in the room.
I hate to say it, but some woman tend to prefer… More »
Today is 4/20 and to celebrate this dubious national “holiday,” Snapchat released a filter that will make you, unsuspecting and well-intentioned user, look like Bob Marley. If you’re a white person reading this, you should feel uncomfortable because using this filter effectively puts you, well-intentioned white person, in blackface. Is that what you asked for? More »
Really though, the unveiling of this science also posits the question: is RBF actually a bad thing? More »
As a fan of Game Of Thrones, I actually have a joke about the show in my standup routine.
“I took one of those online quizzes, I took which GoT character are you?”
“I got: nameless whore”
The joke is obviously about the fact that there are so many unnamed characters on the show that… More »
There are many ways to get famous in this world, and 90% of them have to do with Kylie Jenner. But Mara Teigen, 21-year-old friend of Kylie, has managed to transcend her reality star-adjacent status to become… something. She’s now the Model Who Looks Like Angelina Jolie.
Mara Teigen is… More »
Seeing a 26-year-old with a net worth of $200 million sell a music app by enthusiastically dancing to a song I used to cry to as a self-pitying teen is just a reminder of how terrifyingly embarrassing it is to be alive. More »
How adorable is Olivia Wilde’s pregnancy announcement? It’s pretty adorable, if you like children, black and white photography and visual indicators of upper middle class wealth. I mean, look at those sheets. They’re Frette, right? Oh, also, congratulations, you crazy kids.
Matching baby bumps. ✌️
A photo posted by Olivia Wilde… More »
We’re all for a good misandry joke, but No Men Beyond This Point looks like a “Funny or Die” video stretched into 80 minutes. Sony just released the trailer for this sci-fi-ish mockumentary, which premiered at the prestigious Toronto Film Festival last year, and it’s somewhat dire. In the film, 37-year-old Andrew Myers (Patrick Gilmore)… More »
Chris Brown, woman batterer, is releasing a new documentary entitled Welcome to My Life. It would be difficult to not touch on Rihanna in a Chris Brown documentary, but there’s something about Brown hinging his trailer his domestic abuse scandal that just doesn’t sit right with me. It’s as if he’s saying “Yes, we all know I’m… More »
“Lemonade” premieres April 24th on HBO and we have no idea what it is. More »
Last week, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton wrapped up one of the most heated debates of the entire election season (the absurdist Republican debates notwithstanding) in Brooklyn, NY. With Tuesday’s New York primary only a couple days away, a lot is at stake, so of course Saturday Night Live had to join in while the… More »
Queen Bey has done it again. The mega ultimate pop star just dropped an enormous bomb on us with a (very) short teaser of her “World Premiere Event” on HBO entitled “Lemonade”, which will be airing next Saturday afternoon, April 23rd at 9PM EST on HBO. Get your DVRs ready everybody, this is gonna be… More »
Lance Bass, a man who is not Justin Timberlake, is currently hosting a themed cruise entitled “Dirty Pop at Sea.” Bass is joined by “world class talent” like Ryan Cabrera and his own husband, Michael Turchin, allegedly on board to do art for the passengers. But that’s not the bad news. Joey Fatone, a fellow former member of NSYNC,… More »
P!nk fans, slide down off your silks and grab your headphones, because our girl is back in action. After a three-year long hiatus to take down body shamers and share baby pics, all it took was that sweet, sweet Disney ca$h to get the queen of love-rock anthems back to the studio.
“Just Like Fire,” released today, will… More »