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Simon Cowell’s Final “American Idol” Finale: 10 People We’d Like To See Replace Him

In case it slipped your mind because you were too busy obsessing over “Lost,” tonight is the highly anticipated “American Idol” finale. I’m sticking with my prediction that Lee DeWyze will take the title. But really, the question on everyone’s mind is: who is going to take over the title of most obnoxious judge? Even though we’ve been loving to hate Simon Cowell for the last nine seasons, watching him leave is kind of … well … depressing. How can “Idol” possibly be the same without flat top-rocking, v-neck t-wearing, honest-to-a-fault Simon? When Paula left, she took the crazy with her, which we miss for entertainment value, but it didn’t ruin the show. (A little birdie told me Paula will be making a guest appearance on tonight’s episode. I wonder what she’ll wear?) But when Simon leaves, will he take all of the show’s credibility with him? I guess that depends on his replacement. The rumor is that Howard Stern is the frontrunner for the job. Please let that not be true. The only thing Howard Stern is qualified to judge is a wet t-shirt contest. After the jump, our 10 picks for who should attempt to replace Mr. Cowell. Keep reading »

The “Real Housewives,” Rachel Zoe, And Patti Stanger Dance It Out For Bravo

I always assumed that if you got all of Bravo’s stars—Rachel Zoe, Padma Lakshmi, Kathy Griffin, Andy Cohen, and Real Housewives from assorted cities—together in one room, the world would implode and we’d all find ourselves in a sideways reality. But apparently, it’s not true, as proved in this promo for the network starring all of them dancing together by a rooftop pool. Cute, no? After the jump, some funny behind-the-scenes clips. Keep reading »

Surf’s Up For The Pups

Hounds of America, it is time to start your new hobby! Bobby the four-pound Pomeranian was one of over 60 dogs that participated in this year’s Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition on Saturday. While surfer boys are usually nice to look at, I would be more than willing to trade them for a beach full of adorable doggies like Bobby. I wonder if they are selling tickets for 2011′s Surf Dog Competition yet? Keep reading »

10 Conversations About “Sex And The City” You Are Officially Banned From Having Ever Again

Sex and the City” first appeared on TV in 1998, but the volume of conversations we’ve had about the show make it seem like it’s been on for decades. Include the movies — like “Sex and the City 2,” which appears in theaters on May 27 — and it feels like centuries.

Or maybe it just seems that way because we’ve had the same tired old conversations for years now. Are you a Carrie, Miranda, Samantha or Charlotte? Is it good for women? Is it bad for women? Someone bludgeon me with a stiletto, please!

After the jump, the 10 conversations about “Sex and the City” you are henceforth officially banned from having. (And yes, this decree is very strict and highly enforceable!) Keep reading »

“Dancing With The Stars” Ends Tonight

Tonight is the season finale of “Dancing with the Stars” and it’s down to Erin Andrews, Evan Lysacek, and Nicole Scherzinger. We are so not shocked that these three are the finalists. Erin was on her college’s dance team and starred in “Darrin’s Dance Grooves” back in the day. Evan Lysacek is a gold medal figure skater, which obviously means that homie knows how to use his body. And Nicole Scherzinger is in the Pussycat Dolls and constantly has to learn complicated choreography. Based on how the season has gone so far, either Evan or Nicole will be crowned the winner tonight. But since we are rooting for Erin, we are thrilled that she managed to tie Nicole in her scores last night for the lead.

And in case you need more incentive to watch—tonight, Jake Pavelka will return to the show to dance to the worst song ever, “On the Wings of Love,” with his fiancée, Vienna Girardi. Here’s hoping they fall on their faces. I mean, good luck! Keep reading »

Rihanna’s “Rockstar 101″ Full Video


You peeped the preview, now check out the full video for Rihanna‘s “Rockstar 101.” It’s rather enjoyable, especially her sexier version of Slash from Guns N’ Roses and the weird “True Blood” Maryann Foster-esque scenes about two-thirds of the way through. Plus, the video is much more exciting and attention-grabbing in black and white, unlike the preview. Oh, and there’s quite a bit of Rihanna rubbing herself and writhing on the floor. Good times, indeed! Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Finds Out Why One Paramour Is Nicknamed “Shooter”


Last night was the premiere episode of “The Bachelorette,” and boy, was it a doozy. (BTW, thanks to those of you who stopped by and participated in the liveblog!) In what is sure to be a classic moment of the “Bach” record books, one bachelor hoped it wasn’t “too soon” to share the meaning behind his nickname, “Shooter,” with Ali. Let’s just say, it isn’t because he’s good with firearms. Check out the clip, above. Spoiler: he was sent packing! Keep reading »

Brokeback Mountain, Orthodox Jew Style


What’s more taboo than two cowboys doin’ it on a mountain top? Two Hassidic hotties finding love in the back room of their kosher butcher shop. Score! Check out this beefcake gay fantasy flick that just premiered at Cannes, “Eyes Wide Open.” It looks even meatier than “Eyes Wide Shut.” Let there be chest hair! [Jewcy] Keep reading »

Lauren Conrad Or Laura Bush: Who’s Got The Worst Case Of Crazy Eyes?

Oh, look, Laura Bush in her memoir Spoken From The Heart and Lauren Conrad in her style manual Style have the same blind book designer doing their cover art.

Scary! Tell us, who wore the “crazy eyes” look better, Laura or L.C.? Keep reading »

Liveblogging “The Bachelorette” For May 24th 2010

Oh hai. Haven’t you missed this? Our little rendez-vous every Monday night, I mean. I know it seems like eons ago that Jake Pavelka gave Vienna Girardi his final rose — can you believe that they are still together?! — but our weekly date night is back in the form of a new season of “The Bachelorette.” Our lookin’-for-love cutie this time around? Ali Fedotowsky, who apparently decided her job at Facebook wasn’t worth it after it cost her Jake the first time around, when she was in the Final Four on “The Bachelor.” I think we all knew she could do so much better than that cheeseball, right? Tonight, on the premiere episode, Ali meets the 25 bachelors vying for her heart, gives out a first impression rose, and kicks a few tools to the curb! I will see you bitches at 9 p.m. EST — don’t forget the boxed wine! Keep reading »

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