Holy crap! Is it almost August 30? “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” two-part reunion special preview is up. I don’t need to see more than 1:53 to know that it is going to be the trash TV of the century. After the jump, the top five best moments … just from the freaking preview. Keep reading »
Oh boy, guys. There’s a new movie coming out in September about a topic that’s never been explored onscreen before: teen boys losing their virginity!
“The Virginity Hit” stars a lovable dork who’s just dying to lose his V-card and … wait … you say this topic has been explored before? How many times in the past?
Ohhhh. Hmm. Keep reading »
Oh, television, you are a good companion. Thank you for always providing a good time and never talking back. This week, it’s all about oversized award shows: Monday brings you the 2010 Miss Universe Pageant, then on Sunday the Emmy Awards. Oh, and the season finale of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Keep reading »
What do a mini-pony and “Project Runway”‘s Tim Gunn have in common? Well, not much — except that I consider both to be my spirit animals. What’s a spirit animal you ask? It’s anything, or anyone, you consider to be a guiding light or force in your life, or an animal you feel as though you have a special relationship with or affinity to.
In my case, the mini-pony is my spirit animal because it’s short, feisty and really, really, cute. And Tim Gunn, well, I feel a strong affinity to Gunn’s sense of style and propriety. Keep reading »
It needs to be said: Jennifer Aniston literally cannot carry a movie. Her latest, “The Switch,” bombed in its opening weekend, making only $8.1 million at the box office. This is significantly less than the opening weekend numbers for “The Bounty Hunter,” that horrifyingly bad movie she made with Gerard Butler, which was panned by critics and hated by audiences. That movie made over $20 million in its first three days and was considered a big ol’ failure. Aniston’s other recent films have done piss poor too: “Love Happens” made only $8 million its first weekend, while “Management” did less than $400,000. “He’s Just Not That Into You” was Aniston’s last big money maker, but she was only one player in an ensemble; “The Break-Up” was the last movie headlined by Aniston (alongside Vince Vaughn) to be considered a true success, making $39.2 million its opening weekend. Keep reading »
How does a women’s studies professor get a roomful of disinterested students excited about women’s historical contributions? Through the magic powers of rap, of course. When Professor Hannah Scott can’t get her class to pay attention, she enlists a team of campus rappers to teach her how to rap — and creates an original jam about famous female inventors throughout history. But will it work? [Funny or Die] Keep reading »
You may have heard of the novelist Jonathan Franzen, who always seems to be in the news about something. In 2001, he dissed Oprah — Oprah! — for having “schmaltzy” taste after she chose his novel, The Corrections, for her book club and then she rescinded the offer. His latest novel, Freedom, has already grabbed headlines after President Obama purchased a copy for his summer vacation reading. High brow, this one is.
Now Jonathan Franzen is at the center of yet another media s**tstorm after the author Jodi Picoult tweeted a pissy comment about his latest review in The New York Times Book Review. “NYT raved about Franzen’s new book,” Picoult tweeted. “Is anyone shocked? Would love to see the NYT rave about authors who aren’t white male literary darlings.” Keep reading »
According to a new tell-all biography, Vivien Leigh, best known as Scarlett O’Hara in “Gone With the Wind,” had a few dirty secrets under that hoop skirt. What was really going on behind the scenes of her fairytale marriage to Laurence Olivier? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »
Poor Sally Draper! “Mad Men”‘s lisping spawn of Don and Betty is having a hard time in the aftermath of her parents’ divorce and Grandpa Gene’s death; she’s acting out in ways that stupify her dad and piss off her mom. On last night’s episode, Sally chopped off her hair (I thought she did a decent job of it, actually), which inspired a hard slap from Betty, who’s becoming more and more detestable (and less sympathetic) with each episode. Then 10-year-old Sally was, gasp
, busted masturbating while watching The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
at a sleepover, which of course prompted Betty to send her to a therapist. All of this made me think two things: 1) SAVE SALLY DRAPER! and 2) Were you ever caught diddling as a kid or teen? Tell us in the comments! Keep reading »