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Did Whoopi Goldberg Slap White House Party Crasher Michaele Salahi?


Major drama on “The View“! Michaele Salahi, the “The Real Housewives of DC” cast member best known for crashing a party at the White House, is alleging that Whoopi Goldberg slapped her during her appearance on the show yesterday. Keep reading »

How To Carry Your Books At School


What this video doesn’t explain is why girls carry their school books clutched to their chests. Personally, I’d take getting books knocked out of my arms over being teased about my boobs any ol’ day. But that’s just me. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

First Look: “Burlesque” Is “Showgirls” Meets “Glitter”


I hate to prejudge, but hell, whatever, I am going to. “Burlesque” is Christina Aguilera’s feature film debut in a dramatic role and the first trailer is out. Co-starring Cher, the film tells the story of a “small-town girl” who “ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer.” So, can Xtina act? Decide for yourself. Keep reading »

Squeal! “Mad Men”‘s Sneak Peek At The Next Episode

ZOMG, “Mad Men” has released a juicy clip from their next episode! I’ll be nice and save spoilers for after the jump. But I will say it stars Joan Holloway wearing some fab blue eye shadow. Keep reading »

What The Hell Is Breast-Painting?

Breasts are good for lots of things, like feeding newborns and painting exquisite abstract artwork. A Russian artist named Victoria excels at the latter, dipping her jugglies on a palette of Dick Blick paint and smearing her paint-covered nipples on a canvas. Um, doesn’t breast-painting hurt? Maybe she believes she has to suffer for her art. I’m no Isabella Stewart Gardner, but Victoria’s breast-painting is actually quite good. You can watch the artiste and her large brushes breasts at work here and judge for yourself.

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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Sandra’s Baby Death Threats? Eddie Cheating On LeAnn?

With a weekend full of weddings, you’d think that the tabloids would’ve been glorified wedding albums, but instead it was another week of cheating scandals and drama. Basically, marriages are failing left and right and it seems silly to bother at all if this is the inevitable outcome. Sure, it could be the stresses of Tinseltown that have ruined these relationships, but just be glad you’re not reading these things cover-to-cover every week and losing faith in humanity like me. Just kidding! Kinda. Get psyched for this week’s tragedy, comedy and new love, collected from the periodical equivalent of reality television. Keep reading »

Lady Gaga And Eminem Top The VMA Nominations Tally

Yesterday, MTV announced the nominees for the 2010 Video Music Awards. And good thing Lady Gaga didn’t let anyone steal her creativity out of her vagina, because her over-the-top videos this year brought her a record 13 nominations. (Seriously, the people who’ve come closest are Missy Elliot in 2001 for “Get Ur Freak On” and “Lady Marmalade.” And Beyoncé with nine nominations last year.) Gaga is even competing against herself for Video of the Year—”Bad Romance” and “Telephone” are both nominated. Keep reading »

The Duggars Are Aiming For Baby #20


My ovaries hurt last night watching the premiere of “19 Kids And Counting” on TLC featuring Michelle and Jim Bob and their army of children. Even though baby Josie, the latest addition to the Duggar clan, was born four months premature and they have been nursing her to health (she can’t poop!), Michelle and Jim Bob don’t plan to stop their marathon baby-making. They want number 20. “That would be wonderful!  We would love another person to add to our family. We will wait and see and take it one at a time,” Michelle announced. No rest in sight for that weary womb. [Radar] Keep reading »

Meet The Queen Of The Lesbians

Say hello to Paradise016. She lives in the U.K., and she is “Queen of the Lesbians.” This SFW video is a must-see, but be forewarned it does include the word “vagina.” Apparently, this little ditty is a response to another song called “Show Me Your Genitals.” Yes, this is the internet in 2010. Stay classy, web. To find out the lyrics to “Queen of the Lesbians” so you can sing along at home, find a sampling after the jump. Keep reading »

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Arcade Fire To Autolux

This Tuesday is major! The third Arcade Fire album dropped today and it is awesome—not that there was any doubt. But that’s not all! Autolux takes mass transit; Wavves conquers the surf; Buckcherry still tells the ladies they go all night long; Dax Riggs digs his own grave; Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band delivers their message; and Freddie Gibbs kills it. So, get those headphones on because it’s about to get special after the jump! Keep reading »

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