Hey TV, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey, TV. Hey, TV.* This week, some fun things are happening on your small screen. Tonight, we have the premiere of “Bachelor Pad,” the show that brings together “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” faves and villains to compete for love and money. Next up, we’ve got restaurant wars on “Top Chef: D.C.” and Joe Jonas trying the acting thing on “Hot In Cleveland.” After the jump, previews plus lots more shows you’ll want to catch. Keep reading »
First she was a crack ho. Now Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing a victim on “Law & Order: SVU.” We’re just happy to see her getting attention for more than her cellulite. [NYC, 8/9/10] Keep reading »
Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for imposing a 10 percent tanning tax wouldn’t be too far-fetched should Snooki ever crash a White House party. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Because TLC seems determined for there to be no kind of alternative family left intact, they’re bringing us “Sister Wives.” Which could basically be called “Big Love: The Reality Show.” The series will follow the fundamentalist Mormon family of Kody Brown and his four “sister wives”—Meri, Janelle, Christine, and their new wife, Robyn. Together, they have 13 children living in a Utah apartment building. Keep reading »
Last week, we told you that at the ripe age of 16, Justin Bieber was writing a memoir. He took to Twitter to explain more about the upcoming book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, which will be released in October. “It isn’t a memoir … I teamed up with this amazing photographer Robert and he has been taking pictures behind the scenes from before the tour,” he wrote. “So the book will include all those pics and I’m going to tell the story of all that led up from rehearsals until the first night of the tour. Pretty excited about it and think everyone will enjoy the story and the pics .. We can all agree I’m a little too young to write a memoir.” Well, whatever the book is, here is the cover. What do you think? The Bieb looks appealingly Muppet Baby-esque, as always. But is it just me, or does the lighting make him look like a ghost? [People, PopEater] Keep reading »
“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s looking for love and I just don’t give a f*** what guys think. Basically I’m the one just going out there, trying to have a good time. We’re all having a good time, but I’m just there for a freakin’ blast … We definitely get equal amount of attention. We’re like two little meatballs running around the club.”
—Deena Cortese was officially announced on Friday as the new cast member on “Jersey Shore.” She dishes on her bestie, Snooki, whom she’s known for two years. [People] Keep reading »
We’ve known for a while that Rachel Zoe’s former protégée, Taylor Jacobson, was leaving “The Rachel Zoe Project.” But until the first episode aired we had no idea why. Was anyone as shocked as I was that Rach and Rodge fired her, implying that Tay-Tay stole from them? Does she have a bad attitude? Sure. Does she seem like a thief? Not really.
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Danielle Staub has a penchant for dramatic breaks from friends. So we created this Candy Land-style game—you know, for kids. Stay buds with Danielle until the end and you win! So far no one has come close. Who wants to play?
Oh, and for a bigger version of the game, click here. Keep reading »
Remember “The Human Centipede? That super-gross movie about a mad scientist who attaches three people in an obscene formation? Well, it doesn’t seem possible, but a porn director is doing the unthinkable and turning “The Human Centipede” into a porn movie, “The Human Sex-ipede.” Here’s what director Lee Roy Myers has to say about how he came up with his shocking concept: “I thought, ‘You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’” OK! Suffice to say, we won’t be ordering a copy for The Frisky HQ. Or will we? [xbiz.com] Keep reading »