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Don’t Hide Your Fat, Thrust It!



No more diets or exercise! The Onion has come up with a way to combat unwanted body fat. You can just adjust your blubber into a more appealing shape. I love the idea of smushing my fat into a back hump and hiding it with a down coat. I think I’ll try that out tomorrow. Should be sexy. [The Onion] Keep reading »

Willow Smith Whips Her Hair Back ‘N’ Forth

What do we think of 9-year-old Willow Smith’s new single “Whip My Hair”? She kind of sounds like a mini-Rihanna. If “hair whipping” takes off for the ‘tween crowd, she may be the youngest pop sensation of all time. Keep reading »

Nobody Likes Seeing Don Draper Cry

When Don Draper has a sad, the whole world has a sad. Witness the blog devoted to Don Draper’s miseries, where the lonely “Mad Men” character cries about kittens, cigarettes and Christina Hendricks’ marriage to a guy that is not him. [Sad Don Draper] Keep reading »

Long Live “Daria”: Tracy Grandstaff, The Voice Behind Our ’90′s Misfit Teen Idol, Speaks

Sucky people have not actually sucked on MTV for over a decade now, but there was a time when the channel didn’t send us diving underneath the bathroom sink for something toxic. Alas, a cartoon like “Daria” would never exist today and that’s why we “Daria” super-nerds need to get our hands on “Daria: The Complete Animated Series” DVD, which was released this spring. In honor of this momentous occasion, the blog Can I Get A Man With That? called up Tracy Grandstaff, the actress who voiced Lawndale High’s #1 social outcast, Daria Morgendorffer, for five seasons. Keep reading »

Ryan Seacrest Should Stick To Hosting, Not Singing

All Lady Gaga covers are not created equal. Take this one by Ryan Seacrest and his buddy Larry King, who joined together for a frighteningly bad rendition of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” We’ll take Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s “Bad Romance” over this any day. Seacrest out. Keep reading »

Quickies: No More Danielle Staub On Bravo & Plus-Size Fall Fashion

  • According to Bravo’s Andy Cohen, “The reunion was Danielle’s last appearance on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Was she fired? [Gather.com]
  • Morrissey (lead singer of The Smiths), who’s known for saying controversial things, says the Chinese people are a “subspecies.” [Huffington Post]
  • Brandy tries not to look stiff as she rehearses for “Dancing with the Stars.” [Essence]

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Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Interpol To The Thermals

Summer might be over, but the new releases are still h-o-t! This week, Interpol releases their fourth rad record, and it is perhaps their last Carlos D-licious one. Tear. Plus, The Thermals suffer through a break-up and Young Buck goes to rehab—wonder if he hung out with Lindsay Lohan? But I digress. So, get those headphones on, because there’s some major tune-age, after the jump! Keep reading »

Amy Poehler Will Host “Saturday Night Live”‘s Season Premiere, But Jenny Slate Is Out

Do a little happy dance: Amy Poehler will return to “Saturday Night Live” on September 25th to host with Katy Perry as the musical guest. But all is not well on the new “SNL” season — featured player Jenny Slate has allegedly been given the boot. Keep reading »

Frisky Q&A: Tim Gunn On Evil Gretchen, Martha Stewart’s Rude Kid, And Kissing Michelle Obama

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Tim Gunn has a giant pair of balls.

No, I am not intimately familiar with the contents of Tim’s nattily tailored suits. I have read the “Project Runway” mentor’s latest book, a half-memoir/half-etiquette guide called Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons For Making It Work, and let me tell you, this man has chutzpah. The rude and ridiculous behavior of celebs and mere mortals alike — including his own family — are picked apart in the book; Gunn has already attracted attention for his scandalous revelations, from seeing Anna Wintour being carried down a flight of stairs by her minions to Andre Leon Talley being hand-fed grapes. For instance, he describes filming a Macy’s commercial with Martha Stewart and her daughter, Alexis, who referred to her mother as a “goddamned bitch” and called the products she was hawking at Macy’s “crap.” (He also describes the Stewarts’ relationship as “there’s something ‘Grey Gardens’ about the two of them.” Ha!)

But the craziest revelation to me was not about celebs, per se. Gunn’s father worked as a ghostwriter for J. Edgar Hoover, the former director of the FBI who was allegedly a cross-dresser. Well, Gunn strongly suggests that when, as a child visiting his father’s office, he was introduced to the “I Love Lucy” star Vivian Vance it was actually Hoover in drag. “I’m not saying at the age of eight I definitely met J. Edgar Hoover at his office in the FBI wearing a dress and makeup, only that I strongly suspect it,” Gunn writes.

ZOMG is right. After the jump, read all about Tim Gunn’s lunch with Michelle Obama, Gretchen’s “psychosis” this season on “Project Runway,” and how he has hidden this book from his mother all summer: Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad”: Who’s Doing What With Whom In Episode 5

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Last night, yet another stupendous episode of “Bachelor Pad” went down and it became apparent that if you weren’t willing to get busy with a member of the opposite sex, you were going home with empty pockets. Keep reading »

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