“I’m one in a million. Always imitated but never duplicated.” That’s how Annie, the Guinness World Record holder for the largest natural breasts, refers to her her exceptionally curvaceous physique. I say natural because she hasn’t gone under the knife, but the size of her breasts isn’t necessarily … normal. Annie suffers from a condition known as gigantomastia, which causes the progressive growth of breast tissue. But she has no intention of getting a breast reduction. “Why fix something that’s not broken?” she asks.
I wasn’t sure that TLC’s “Strange Sex” could top itself after the erotic breastfeeding episode, but I must tip my hat. Just to give you an idea of what 102ZZZ equates to weight-wise, together, Annie’s girls weigh almost 85 pounds. This, of course, has made her famous in the adult film industry. You may know her as Norma Stitz. (Brilliant name!) She’s a fantasy model who has produced and directed over 250 videos. No hardcore. And no sex. Enjoy a full clip of Annie and her twins after the jump. [Gawker] Keep reading »
What must it be like to be Tom Hanks, parent of rapper monstrosity Chet Haze? Is it just one constant embarrassment? Witness Haze — looking here like a freshly scrubbed JV swim team member off to his first homecoming dance — in his new video “Do It Better,” in which he gets into quite the tête-à-tête with a Kim Kardashian-alike. He can, he promises, “do it better” than her. By which, we assume, he means horrifying his parents. [YouTube]
Genius computer person, Tanner Stokes, invented a browser extension that converts annoying YouTube comments into the language of “herp derp.” Just download and “herp derp” the crap out of those anonymous comments. If Tanner develops a “hero derp” button for all internet commenting, we could have a virtual mutiny on our hands. It will be like some “Terminator” shit. The “herp derp” converter will destroy us all. Bwahahaha! [Boing Boing]
Once a meme has gone viral, the highest plane of being it can achieve in this life, its next step is to go to God. I am not a religious woman, but I might consider attending a service at this church. Especially if the pastor says “Ehmahgerd Gerd” a lot in the sermon. [One More Hipster C**nt]
In other words, a T-shirt made for yours truly. Every time I watch “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — i.e. almost every day — and an episode with the Cardassians is on (not as often as I’d like, as I think they are highly underrated), I have to remind myself that they are not, in fact, the Kardashians. Similar pronunciation, yes, and there is an uncanny similarity that always leaves me with the feeling that if the Kardashians were “Star Trek” aliens, they would be Cardassians. I mean, they practically see the same hair stylist. [$14.99, T-Shirt Bordello]
Oh hey, it’s Frisky spirit animals, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, talking at length about a recent story of ours on “The Today Show” this morning! KLG and Hoda got comfy in their recliners and chatted about “How To Deal When Your Friend’s Husband Hits On You,” agreeing with our advice to not tell the friend what went down and to never, ever, ever be alone with the dude again. Seems that Kathie Lee has experienced this problem first hand. Check out the clip above!