Entertainment

35 “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” GIFs You Need To See Right Now

Ami and I are both depressed that the first season of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has come to an end. To quote June, “It is what it is.” To ease our sadness, I’ve compiled 35 of the best GIFs featuring Alana and her craaaaaazy family. You’d better redneckognize! … More »


Gwen Stefani And Prada Are Cool With Coloring Outside The (Lip) Lines

I’m like a magpie as far as beauty products go — I’m drawn instinctively to anything bright, sparkly, bizarre, or beautiful — but when it comes to what I put on my own face, I’m an unlikely makeup classicist, and I most definitely stay inside the lines. At the S/S 2013 Prada show in Milan,… More »


Kelly Osbourne Is “Sorry” For That $250K Manicure She Got, Guys

But of course she’s not, though, because this “apology” is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nail polish color to Sunday’s Emmys, if you didn’t already hear. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed—LAST WEEK—to begin with. Why endure the extravagance… More »


Crazy Cat Ladies (And Dudes) Rejoice! There’s A Dating Site For Us!

Are most things in your house covered in fur? Do you have intense personal conversations with your cats? Are you single? Then maybe you should try the Purrsonals, an online dating service specifically for cat obsessives. As you might imagine, there’s way more women on this than dudes, but what kind of guys can you… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: All Aboard The Biscuit Express

The good news is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has been picked up for another season! WOOT! And the bad news is … well, you know the bad news. The season is over and now I have nothing to look forward to on Wednesday nights. I’m almost too sad to write about the “Here Comes… More »


9 Do’s & Don’ts Of Airport Fashion

Flying used to be considered mega-glamorous and exciting, but these days, most people treat flying like it’s a horrible inconvenience, and dress much the same. To wit: If I see one more girl in a matching Juicy sweatsuit and Uggs in front of me in line during a TSA screening, I’m going to scream. People,… More »


Tina Fey Gets Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Tina Fey’s on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly all done up as America’s favorite prostitute, Holly Golightly from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” And you thought she was too much of a class act to show her pussy on the cover of a magazine, didn’t you? [Entertainment Weekly] … More »


Love It Or Leave It: Kimbra’s Colorful Look

Kimbra is the female counterpart to Gotye in that “Somebody That I Used To Know” song (apologies, because I’m sure it’s now back in your head occupying brain space you could have used for math problems or something). I mean, it’s obviously a lot of look, but whatever, she’s a pop singer. They’re supposed to… More »


Jennifer Garner Praises Ben Affleck’s “Wonder Sperm”

Jennifer Garner praised, grossly, Ben Affleck’s “wonder sperm” in a chat with Ellen DeGeneres. Why does this strangely feel like hearing your mom and dad having sex? [Babble]
J.K. Rowling says another Harry Potter book is not out of the question. [Celebrity Cafe]
What have the Kardashians said about Kanye West’s two sex… More »


Love It Or Leave It: Emma Watson’s Indecisive Dress-Over-Pants Look?

Ah, I remember the good old days, when I was 11 and sometimes liable to wear denim skirts over my jeans! Emma Watson is ever-adorable, but I’m a little concerned about the logic of this outfit. I know that this type of dress or skirt-over-pants situation is supposedly making a comeback (so I’ve heard), but… More »


It’s War: Oreo Gets Caught Sneaking Itself Into Movies

Be honest: You’ve probably snuck a snack into a movie theater once or twice, right? Maybe it’s because of that one time that you binged on Junior Mints and can no longer look at them.  Or maybe because you’d like to munch on something healthier than a Corgi-sized tub of buttered popcorn. Whatever the reason,… More »


Dead Sexy: 18 Dead Historical Figures We’d Totally Bang

Recently, I have come to terms with the fact that I am probably never going to bang my Fantasy Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I mean, let’s get real: having a crush on a rock star or actor is about as useful as having a crush on a dead guy. Which hello, we have those, too. And… More »


Looking Into The Face Of Unimpressed Cat Is Like Looking At A Beautiful Sunset

Sorry, but we’re kind of obsessed with Unimpressed Cat, whose real name is (unfortunately) Tard. Here, thankfully, his owners give us our first moving images of this impossibly grumpy little beast. … More »


11 Of The Most Bizarre Things To Come Out Of Shia LaBeouf’s Mouth

I’m not going to try to conceal it: Shia LaBeouf creeps the shit out of me. For starters, his name reminds me of an un-choice cut of beef, hence this picture of him in a cow costume. I couldn’t help myself. I realize this is not a legit reason to dislike a person I’ve never… More »


Billionaire Dad Offers $65M To Man Who Can “Seduce” His Lesbian Daughter, Gigi Chao

A Hong Kong real estate bigwig named Cecil Chao Sze-tsung is offering $65 million to any man who can “seduce” his lesbian daughter, Gigi Chao, and “turn her straight.” I put those words in quotes because they will not actually happen. Because she is a lesbian. Daughter Gigi (right), age 33, recently united in… More »


Chris Brown Appears In Court, Rihanna Tweets Her Support

Chris Brown was due back in court today to answer to charges that he violated his probation by testing positive for marijuana and because she is just the best abused ex-girlfriend ever, Rihanna tweeted her supported, writing, “Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with u today.” My prayers and best wishes, however,… More »


Kourtney, Kim, And Khloe Are Looking Extra Kreepy For Khroma Beauty

Are you in the mood to buy some makeup? How about some makeup sold by shapeshifting aliens bearing a vague but bizarre resemblance to the Kardashian sisters? Well, now you can! Or soon, I guess. But seriously, they usually at least do a pretty good approximation of humans. Not this time, my friends. Not thisMore »


Alicia Keys’ Son Egypt Is The Newest Member Of The “Celeb Babies I Love” Club

I must be ovulating because I cannot stop downloading photos of celebrity babies today! But more importantly, I must take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Egypt, Alicia Keys’ son, for not recognizing his incredible adorableness earlier. But better late than never, right? What a handsome, sweet little gentleman he is. Welcome to the Celeb… More »


9 Types Of New Single Leading Ladies On Fall TV

Fall TV has officially begun filling our DVRs, and we’re especially excited to see the new shows featuring strong female characters (like Mindy Kaling in “The Mindy Project,” which premiered last night). Whether they’re doctors, lawyers, or country singers, this fresh crop of leading ladies includes plenty of driven, professional single women who have aspirations… More »


Assorted Thoughts On The Cupcake ATM From A Sugar Addict

I want to take a moment to bow down to Candace Nelson, creator of Sprinkles cupcakes, judge on the Food Network’s “Cupcake Wars,” and now, the inventor of the Cupcake ATM. Candace, you are a goddess. The ingenious idea allegedly came to her when she was pregnant and having “crazy cravings” in the middle of… More »