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10 Comedians Whose Sense Of Humor Has Landed Them Women Who Are “Out Of Their League”

Yesterday, a guy friend of mine IM’d me with something weighing on his mind. “Can we talk about how Daenerys Targaryen is dating Stewie?! You need to do a slideshow about guys who are dating women way out of their league.” He was of course referring to the recent coupling of Emilia Clarke, the actress who plays… More »


Evening Quickies: TV Broadcasters Ready And Waiting For Jesus’ Return

I thought this was an Onion headline, but I was mistaken: two American TV broadcasters have acquired studio space in Jerusalem so they have a prime spot for when Jesus returns. Christian broadcasters Daystar Television Network and Trinity Broadcasting Network will be there on the scene in case Christ returns to the Earth in… More »


Will We See Wills’ Willie? Plus, Kristen & Robert Have A No-Sex Pact!

The topless and bottomless Kate Middleton photos are apparently just the beginning — apparently, the full set of photos shot when the royal couple was on vacation includes pics of Prince William in the buff as well. Oh noes. [Newser]
In his interview with “60 Minutes” last night, Arnold Schwarzenegger confessed to having… More »


The “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Family Goes Grocery Shopping

Presented without comment (except to say I love this family!). [Photo: Splash News]
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Taylor Swift And John Mayer, Round 37

Glamour: You never identified who [“Dear John”] was about, but John Mayer recently told Rolling Stone that it was him.
Taylor Swift: How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about.
Glamour: He said he felt…
Swift: No! I don’t want to know, I don’t want to know.
Glamour: You don’t?
Swift: I know it wasn’t good,… More »


Drew Barrymore Has Popped Out An Olive!

Drew Barrymore has given birth to her first child, a daughter that she and husband Will Kopelman named Olive. The baby was actually born last Wednesday (how did they manage to keep her birth a secret for a whole five days?!) but waited to announce until today, saying she is “healthy, happy and welcomed by… More »


Marry, F**k Or Kill: “Dexter,” “Homeland” & “Revenge” Return!

Listen up friends and family members: if you’re interested in seeing me for the next few months, you’ll have to pick any other day but Sunday. See, every Sunday I have a standing date with my television to watch a trifecta of my favorite shows: the new seasons of “Dexter,” “Homeland,” and “Revenge” all premiered… More »


Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Multiple Affairs In New Memoir

Arnold Schwarzenegger gave an exclusive interview to “60 Minutes,” in an episode airing last night, to promote his new memoir, Total Recall (clever!). Leslie Stahl needled the former California governor about the many sordid personal details revealed in the book, including his longtime affair with he and wife Maria Shriver’s housekeeper, which resulted in a child. More »


Beauty Cues: Georgia May Jagger Is Crown Queen Of Paris Fashion Week

As far as genes go, Georgia May Jagger’s got it made. Being the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall may have its upsides, but unlike most offspring of rock royalty, the 20-year-old is hardly resting on her laurels. With major magazine campaigns, beauty contracts, and Vogue covers to her name, Georgia’s unique look —… More »


Is Scientology Keeping Tom Cruise Away From Suri Cruise?

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter in over 50 days. His people say he’s filming and that he talks to her over the phone constantly. We’ve already been through this. Tom is a worker. His career means the world to him and he’s doing everything he can to get back in his game. Interesting enough, rumors have been running… More »


The Gorgeous Wives Of Fela Kuti

The other day, I watched “Fela Kuti: Music Is The Weapon,” a 1980s’ documentary about Nigerian musician and activist Fela Kuti. Kuti’s life has been turned into a hit Broadway play called Fela (see it if you can), and his songs of revolution, strife and struggles of everyday life in Nigeria still resonate today. “Music… More »


The 5 Most Explosive Moments (So Far!) From “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion

The fourth season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” seemed to go on forever — and it was filmed forever ago too. The cast was actually filming this season of the show when they appeared together to film last season’s reunion show; in fact, the reason why Jacqueline Laurita skipped last season’s reunion show… More »


Christina Aguilera: “You Are Working With A Fat Girl”

Update, 3:40 p.m.: Ooof. We now hear via Just Jared that these quotes are supposedly fake. Christina’s rep has said she never made these comments to Billboard. We’ll keep you posted on this weird story. [Just Jared]
“During the promotion of my album ‘Stripped (in 2002), I got tired of being a skinny, white… More »


Happy Monday, Says This Adorable Baby Tiger

You’re having a case of the Mondays? Us too. Let’s not even talk about the viperous crapitude that is the MTA. Instead, let’s remedy our overall Monday sourness with a pic of this just-born baby Sumatran tiger cub. How rad is he? I could look into those baby blues all day.

Born at… More »


Jennifer Carpenter Has A “Dexter” Secret

“I always come up with a secret for my characters, something that I know that I don’t tell the cast or the crew or the writers, just so that it keeps the character personal and closer to me than anyone else — and that was part of it. It wasn’t necessarily that Deb had a… More »


11 Photos Of Dogs Surfing

I can say with confidence that if I ever stuck Lucca on a surfboard and sent her off to catch a wave, she would never forgive me. “But Lucca,” I would say, “Look at how much fun all of these dogs are having at the 4th Annual Surf City Surf Dog event in Huntington Beach!” More »


Lindsay Lohan Choked By Congressional Staffer! Plus, Other Weekend Weddings!

Over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly choked by a guy she met at NYC hotspot 1 Oak. LiLo met the fellow partier and asked him to join her and her friends back at her hotel room for further shenanigans. At some point, Lohan accused him of taking photos of her with his cellphone,… More »


The Only Chavril Engagement T-Shirt You’ll Ever Need

Lately I’ve been looking at my closet and feeling an overwhelming sense of “I have nothing to wear!” Luckily though, I just found the magical garment that will instantly fill the gaping void in my wardrobe: a Chavril engagement T-shirt, which celebrates the upcoming Canadian royal wedding of ChAvril LaKroeger, aka Avril Lavigne and Chad… More »


Did Fifty Shades Of Grey Screenwriter Call Matt Bomer Too Gay To Play Christian Grey?


12 Celebrities Photoshopped As Criminals From The 1920s