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In Are There Any Sexy Names For Your Back Door?

Croutons wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:25 am:

Tunnel of Toblerone Sodom Hussein The Fudge Report El Flatularium

In Lady Journalist Contemplates Putting Mints In Vagina In Name Of Journalism

Croutons wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:49 am:

Cue The Cranberries!

In Would You Marry A Man Who Is Morbidly Obese?

Croutons wrote on October 06 2009 @ 08:01 am:

Well I adore my sweety-poo pigbeast to pieces, and I can tell you that all those rolls of lard come in very handy for smuggling Cuban cigars back into the…

In 25 Words And Phrases We Want To Retire

Croutons wrote on September 02 2009 @ 12:53 pm:

While we're at it, can we please retire the whole elasticity of the English language, as well as humanity's youthful predispostion to slang?

In Miss Piggy Talks About Being A Fashion Pigcon

Croutons wrote on August 21 2009 @ 01:23 pm:

I've always been convinced that she is a manifestation of Jim Henson's blistering misogyny.

In Vintage Sex Ed: Caught In The Act

Croutons wrote on August 21 2009 @ 10:01 am:

Clearly mommy had just popped a Quaalude or five...

In Liveblogging The "Project Runway" Premiere

Croutons wrote on August 20 2009 @ 06:27 pm:

I'm so excited, I'm in pretty significant danger of experiencing a collapsed lung.

In Is This Italian Durex Ad Offensive To Women?

Croutons wrote on July 22 2009 @ 10:47 am:

ZOMG I AM SOOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!!! The subtext is clearly intended to propagate the stereotype that women are castrating harpies with wolverine-like claws!! No doubt the next ad in the series…

In DIY: Haute Couture Hair Ribbons

Croutons wrote on July 19 2009 @ 07:38 am:

I tried this once, but the ribbon got caught in the subway doors, and the train dragged me thirty feet down the platform before the hair gave way. I'm still…

In Hugh Hefner Can't Tell His New Twins Apart

Croutons wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:23 pm:

Well, cataracts and senility will do that. No doubt Hef has been limp as a Campbell's chicken noodle since the mid-90's, too. And if not, here's hoping the Doublemint Sluts…

In Magazine Aims To Sex Up The Bible

Croutons wrote on June 09 2009 @ 07:02 am:

Sexy demonic Goth on the cover! Looks like Satan has finally co-opted that snoozy old book of fairy tales!

In Quick Pic: Daniel Craig Has A License To Chill

Croutons wrote on June 01 2009 @ 08:23 am:

Looks like 007 has a prolapsed hernia!

In Human Sperm: An Effective Skin Softener

Croutons wrote on May 26 2009 @ 09:04 am:

<a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php">Vice Magazine</a> put this idea to the test a few years ago. "VERDICT: Cum is not good for your skin."