I'm so proud to say I just bought an apartment in the Cock Tower, I mean, Clock Tower of One Hanson Place! I've always wanted to be upper-crust, and now…
I think self-conscious tweens are the girls who most benefit from (lightly) padded bras. That little bit of insulation prevents their nipples from poking out in an air conditioned classroom.…
While watching the video, I kept trying to superimpose Lindsay Lohan's image over Madonna's. It was a dismal failure. How is it possible that Madonna is sexier and more on…
Man, I don't think they even had Red-Bull out when I lost my virginity. I had to grab a Gatorade while walking back to campus in my silver, sequin mini…
Ooh, I think you guys should continue qualifying/categorizing your Hotties of the Day. Some ideas: Hot Guys who would give us an STD. Hot Guys who wouldn't mind if we…
His eyes are open to make sure she's not checking out Shia LeBouef. And her eyes are open to make sure he's not checking out former cast-mate, Karen Allen.
What I like about the album is that it's such a departure from Hollywood, the celebrity-lifestyle and the heavy-handed touch of an omnipresent producer /manager/ publicist. Unfortunately, the video decided…
The worst part was when she seductively crawled towards the elementary school kids standing in front of the camera man. Or when she ad-libbed, "suck it to me, suck it…
If you really, really, really can't stand deep-throating, give a hand-job with a lot of lube (either saliva or store-bought) while licking/sucking just the head.
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In The Seven Phallic Wonders Of The Modern World
quarterslot wrote on October 09 2008 @ 09:42 pm:
I'm so proud to say I just bought an apartment in the Cock Tower, I mean, Clock Tower of One Hanson Place! I've always wanted to be upper-crust, and now…
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In Quick Pic: Helena Christensen & Paul Banks Go For A Stroll & A Smoke
quarterslot wrote on June 14 2008 @ 01:42 pm:
There goes the band. You simply can't write a tortured love song while dating a super model.
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In Tesco Markets Padded Bras To The Tween Set
quarterslot wrote on June 14 2008 @ 01:35 pm:
I think self-conscious tweens are the girls who most benefit from (lightly) padded bras. That little bit of insulation prevents their nipples from poking out in an air conditioned classroom.…
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In Madonna "Gives It" To Us
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 10:35 pm:
While watching the video, I kept trying to superimpose Lindsay Lohan's image over Madonna's. It was a dismal failure. How is it possible that Madonna is sexier and more on…
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In Quick Pic: Sarah Jessica Parker Hangs Her Head In Shame
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 10:30 pm:
When did Katie Holmes get an even shorter haircut? It looks like a helmut!
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In Barack & Michelle Obama Share A Fist Pound
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 10:11 pm:
How hot is Michelle's outfit? Purple shift dress with studded black, leather belt and pearls! I will be rocking that look pronto.
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In Crave: Sally Hansen Nail Pen
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 10:08 pm:
Why did this not come out sooner? I used my Crayola marker set all throughout high school. It looked cool... but smelled.
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In Tilda Swinton: Polyamorous Poster Girl
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 09:57 pm:
I always thought Tilda would have another woman on the side.
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In Another Walk Of Shame Music Video
quarterslot wrote on June 04 2008 @ 09:54 pm:
Man, I don't think they even had Red-Bull out when I lost my virginity. I had to grab a Gatorade while walking back to campus in my silver, sequin mini…
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In Top Five "Hot" Guys Who Make Us Feel Icky
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:43 am:
Ooh, I think you guys should continue qualifying/categorizing your Hotties of the Day. Some ideas: Hot Guys who would give us an STD. Hot Guys who wouldn't mind if we…
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In The Daily Squeeze: Hated Celebs, HIV Infections, And Homosexuality In Nature
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:35 am:
She was so charming! And funny! Why doesn't she quip and smile like that nowadays, what happened?
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In Quick Pic: Indiana Jones Makes Out
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:22 am:
His eyes are open to make sure she's not checking out Shia LeBouef. And her eyes are open to make sure he's not checking out former cast-mate, Karen Allen.
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In Sweet Release: What's In And Out This Week
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:14 am:
What I like about the album is that it's such a departure from Hollywood, the celebrity-lifestyle and the heavy-handed touch of an omnipresent producer /manager/ publicist. Unfortunately, the video decided…
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In Quick Pic: Fergie Sings While Headstanding
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:06 am:
The worst part was when she seductively crawled towards the elementary school kids standing in front of the camera man. Or when she ad-libbed, "suck it to me, suck it…
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In The Nookie Know-It-All: Grossed Out By Oral
quarterslot wrote on May 22 2008 @ 12:00 am:
If you really, really, really can't stand deep-throating, give a hand-job with a lot of lube (either saliva or store-bought) while licking/sucking just the head.
continue reading »
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