Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down the Hate Train, honey, I want to get off! Maybe some of us are long-time players on Team Hedonistic, but Lord, that's no reason to…
Well, looks like I am a tramp. What an odd thing to learn after a light lunch on a Sunday spring afternoon! Seriously, I call #&@$% on this one. Either…
The first time my fiance and I kissed, I almost threw up into his mouth. Dear God. That was a whole new brand of spastic, even for me. Thankfully that…
At this point in our lives, I really feel that calling someone else a slut tends to reflect very poorly on the person who bandies that term about. Calling a…
Now a kick to the coinpurse is a bit extreme, but I'm not below a good cobra-speed tapper when I am feeling feisty (read: drunk but not willing to admit…
Agreed with #9: my boyfriend is a great guy, but honestly, I can't help that Team Sexy Bike Messenger pedals around ten feet from my office window downtown. I'm hooked…
FYI ladies, if you don't want to be dead poor and still want to ratchet up the sexy time, go to sock-dreams.com. They have hundreds of styles of both the…
My French mother was good enough to pass many things on to me: a smooth complexion, love of red wine, smoldering eyes, and surreal black hairs sprouting from damn near…
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In The World's 10 Most Phallic Animals!
outragesdale wrote on March 19 2009 @ 08:35 am:
Thanks to that lamprey I am going to have nightmares for weeks.
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In Frisky Hate Mail: Articles For Bitchy, Gold Digging Sluts!
outragesdale wrote on March 15 2009 @ 09:51 am:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down the Hate Train, honey, I want to get off! Maybe some of us are long-time players on Team Hedonistic, but Lord, that's no reason to…
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In When It Comes To Sexual Partners, We Are Above Average
outragesdale wrote on March 15 2009 @ 09:45 am:
Well, looks like I am a tramp. What an odd thing to learn after a light lunch on a Sunday spring afternoon! Seriously, I call #&@$% on this one. Either…
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In Paul Rudd: 10 Reasons We'd Love To Love You, Man
outragesdale wrote on March 11 2009 @ 04:19 pm:
I met him once, and turned into s sweaty awkward little fangirl. I would dirty make out with that man in a skeevy bar bathroom.
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In 10 Everyday Victories Worth Celebrating
outragesdale wrote on March 11 2009 @ 04:01 pm:
Finish a day at work still in a good mood and not wanting a cigarette as soon as I step out the door.
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In Would Your Man Wear Meggings?
outragesdale wrote on March 11 2009 @ 03:44 pm:
I'm sorry, there just isn't any way a man can cram all of his dangly bits into those and expect them to stay in place. Unflattering!
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In Mind Of Man: Be Better In Bed
outragesdale wrote on February 22 2009 @ 12:29 am:
The first time my fiance and I kissed, I almost threw up into his mouth. Dear God. That was a whole new brand of spastic, even for me. Thankfully that…
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In Valentine’s Day Is For Losers
outragesdale wrote on February 09 2009 @ 06:29 pm:
I purchased 100 paper valentines and will be giving them out to friends and cute boys that come into my work place.
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In Death To This Debate: What Makes A Person A Slut?
outragesdale wrote on February 08 2009 @ 12:37 pm:
At this point in our lives, I really feel that calling someone else a slut tends to reflect very poorly on the person who bandies that term about. Calling a…
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In Mind Of Man: 25 Things About Me, John DeVore
outragesdale wrote on February 08 2009 @ 12:30 pm:
Now a kick to the coinpurse is a bit extreme, but I'm not below a good cobra-speed tapper when I am feeling feisty (read: drunk but not willing to admit…
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In 10 Signs She's Just Not That Into You
outragesdale wrote on February 07 2009 @ 11:01 am:
Agreed with #9: my boyfriend is a great guy, but honestly, I can't help that Team Sexy Bike Messenger pedals around ten feet from my office window downtown. I'm hooked…
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In What Do You Aspire To?
outragesdale wrote on February 07 2009 @ 10:52 am:
I am starting graduate school this fall (oh god, oh god, I'll be poor until I die but I will be so damn smart) and finish my novel. If I…
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In Men's Lingerie And Loungewear: Just Say No
outragesdale wrote on February 07 2009 @ 10:47 am:
I like my boys to look and act like boys, their balls peeking out of ill-fitting, scraggly, paper-thin boxer shorts from Hell and all.
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In Valentine's Day Slideshow: Say Hello To Thigh-Highs
outragesdale wrote on February 05 2009 @ 06:42 pm:
FYI ladies, if you don't want to be dead poor and still want to ratchet up the sexy time, go to sock-dreams.com. They have hundreds of styles of both the…
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In The Top Ten Things Women Shouldn’t Do In Public
outragesdale wrote on February 05 2009 @ 06:38 pm:
My French mother was good enough to pass many things on to me: a smooth complexion, love of red wine, smoldering eyes, and surreal black hairs sprouting from damn near…
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