...or the completely unnecessary amount of eye shadow under her eyes? I've clearly spent far too much time trying to get rid of dark under-eye circles when they were secretly…
there's definitely a difference between dirty talk that is shared between two people, where you get to feel like you are part of the fantasy, and a porno recitation where…
Standard holiday answer guaranteed to make all relatives uncomfortable. "Well, meth can really kick your ass sometimes." Sure they don't believe you, but they're also probably done talking to you…
Perhaps I'm just a tad too lazy to be bothered with back-door business. I mean, prep for regular date can be arduous enough without a home enema. Something about an…
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In What's Your Pet Name For Your Boo?
diabadass wrote on November 19 2009 @ 07:12 am:
my bf and i only have pet names for each other in our phones. he hates it but it makes me smile a little extra every time i get a…
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In Leighton Meester's Bizarre (But Cool) Eye Shadow Trick
diabadass wrote on November 18 2009 @ 03:40 pm:
...or the completely unnecessary amount of eye shadow under her eyes? I've clearly spent far too much time trying to get rid of dark under-eye circles when they were secretly…
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In Girl Talk: Guys, Keep Your Porno Fantasies To Yourself
diabadass wrote on November 18 2009 @ 11:24 am:
there's definitely a difference between dirty talk that is shared between two people, where you get to feel like you are part of the fantasy, and a porno recitation where…
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In Crying After Sex, Really?
diabadass wrote on November 04 2009 @ 10:22 am:
Not ashamed to say I've cried after sex a couple of times and I think it was completely normal. It wasn't as if my orgasm was interrupted by snot and…
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In What Were You Thinking The First Time You Had Sex?
diabadass wrote on April 23 2009 @ 04:54 pm:
Um..he knows I just threw up, right? Sexy? Gross. OW!
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In Spike Calls Salma Hayek & Liv Tyler "Butterbodies"
diabadass wrote on January 18 2009 @ 04:45 pm:
Watch out Drew Barrymore. If you keep this up, women will adopt the mentality that it's ok to have hips. Or tits. Or lunch. Gasp!
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In Stamina Pillows Stop Men In Their Sacks
diabadass wrote on January 08 2009 @ 10:21 pm:
does this mean i should get bedsheets wtih carmen electra on them if i always seem to be the one finishing first?
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In How To Respond To The Annoying Questions Relatives Ask During The Holidays
diabadass wrote on December 18 2008 @ 07:09 pm:
Standard holiday answer guaranteed to make all relatives uncomfortable. "Well, meth can really kick your ass sometimes." Sure they don't believe you, but they're also probably done talking to you…
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In 25 Things It's Okay To Lie About
diabadass wrote on December 13 2008 @ 11:21 am:
Who dumped who. It doesn't matter if I had a "say anything" moment on your lawn, or called you drunk and crying and telling you to take me back. All…
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In Jon Stewart Doesn't Understand Why Mike Huckabee Hates Gays
diabadass wrote on December 10 2008 @ 11:33 pm:
I wish I had the talent to find Jon Stewart and give him a hug without appearing to be a stalker. Also, I think this interview makes it sound like…
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In 25 Things A Man Should Never Say To A Woman
diabadass wrote on December 05 2008 @ 05:49 pm:
Sadly enough, from personal experience I propose adding: "Are you wearing perfume tonight? You smell like my mom." - said with a smile
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In Doin' It With Dr. V: Anal Sex
diabadass wrote on December 05 2008 @ 05:39 pm:
Perhaps I'm just a tad too lazy to be bothered with back-door business. I mean, prep for regular date can be arduous enough without a home enema. Something about an…
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In No Time To Write Your Life Story? Compose A Six-Word Memoir Instead
diabadass wrote on December 03 2008 @ 10:42 pm:
happy at last, indulging my vices
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