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Pam Anderson, The Pop Star?

Pam Anderson managed to do the impossible and strike the sweater-knitting grandma connotation from the name “Pamela.” But I just dunno if she has much of a shot at being a pop star at this point. That, however, won’t stop her from trying. Pam is currently recording her first single with Richie Rich, designer for Heatherette, called “High,” about drugs high fashion. “Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over,” Richie said. This is, of course, in addition to Pamela’s other-other career—designing a clothing line called A*Muse. (Get it? Like ” to amuse” or “I’m a muse.” Doh.) Though, honestly, Pamela couldn’t sound much worse than Britney on this microphone feed. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Ashley Dupre Is Way Classier Than Those Tiger Woods Skanks

“Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex — all the while knowing he is married. … And now they all can’t wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money from the tabloids? … And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.”

– The eternally classy Ashley Dupre explains she may have been a ho, but at least she didn’t talk about it [NY Post]
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Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Does Have Morals

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Quotable: Candy Spelling Is “Happy” About Reuniting With Daughter Tori

Well, we can all breathe a sigh of relief. After a several-year estrangement, Tori Spelling and her mother, Candy Spelling, seem to have buried the hatchet and are working on their relationship. Says Candy to Us Weekly:

“We have been communicating. And we’ve taken it to a place that I’m very very pleased with. We’re handling it privately. I’m very happy to say that that’s how we’ll deal with it at this point. I’m so happy. That’s all I want to say about this topic — I’m happy.”

Who wants to place bets that this “private” matter becomes a major focus of Tori’s reality show next season? Keep reading »

Quotable: Penelope Cruz Girl-Crushes On Meryl Streep And Sophia Loren

On Meryl Streep:

“There is nobody better than Meryl Streep. I watch her movies over and over again—I saw ‘Silkwood’ [1983] again a couple of weeks ago, and it made me just want to kiss her feet. We only know each other from seeing each other at awards ceremonies or those kinds of events, but whenever I see her, I always go up to her and start kissing her. I don’t even say anything—I just kiss her. She must think I’m some crazy person.”

On Sophia Loren, her co-star in “Nine”:

“She looks like a goddess. But she was always worried to see if we were eating enough. I was eating like a pig during that movie because I wanted to gain a few kilos. I was eating nonstop. But it was never enough for Sophia. She would say, “You’re not eating enough, and then you’re doing all this exercise! And I just saw Marion [Cotillard], and she left the table. That one eats less than you do—nothing!”

Penelope Cruz, interviewed by her “Nine” co-star Marion Cotillard, in Interview [InterviewMag.com] Keep reading »

Tiger Woods Voicemail, The Slow Jam Remix


Next up, auto-tune! [BuzzFeed]
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Billy Ray Shows Miley How It’s Done


If you think Miley Cyrus is trying too hard to be sexy, take a gander at this vintage video of Billy Ray strutting his stuff on the stage. Clearly it’s genetic — well, minus the mullet. [Everything Is Terrible!]
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This Isn’t The Slightest Bit Real

The folks at The NY Post doctored this photo of Tiger Woods and his wife for the cover of this morning’s paper. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Angelina Jolie Says Brad Pitt Is The Right Person

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Tiger Beat: Woods Is Allegedly Paying His Wife To Stay With Him


Y’all, the Tiger Woods drama is getting a whole lot juicier! After admitting to “transgressions” yesterday on his website, Tiger’s got one alleged mistress set to hold a news conference later today while new details are coming out about a possible multimillion dollar payout to his wife, Elin Nordegren. The Daily Beast is reporting that, as of yesterday evening, Elin “has been offered a $5 million payment immediately if she agrees to stay—and her prenuptial agreement is being revised to give her up to an additional $55 million.” That would bring her total payout if she stays with Tiger for seven more years to a whopping $80 million. Basically, she needs to be “a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story.” The Daily Beast says: “even if she lasts only two more years, she’ll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.” So, let’s get this straight: It’s OK for straight people to turn their marriages into business arrangements, but if you’re gay, you better not even think about marrying for love. Who is threatening the sanctity of marriage more, hmm? [via The Daily Beast] Keep reading »