When Kim Kardashian tweets about a company, she gets paid $10,000. Yep, unfortunately, you heard that right. I’ll repeat: Kim Kardashian makes $10K for a single tweet. Get angry. That’s more than I make in, like … err, nevermind. So, how can you make this much in 10 seconds? I dunno, but I can tell you how she does it. Keep reading »
Nooooo! Famously never-married couple, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, have split up after 23 years together, her publicist has confirmed.
Sarandon and Robbins met on the set of “Bull Durham,” and, despite a 12-year age difference, had a long relationship and two sons together. (Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, is from a past relationship.) The split actually occurred over the summer, her publicist explained, but I guess no one noticed until now. [People]
Oh my stars. If Susan Sarandon can’t make a relationship work, what hope is there for the rest of us? Keep reading »
“‘Art’ and ‘fashion’ are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of ‘lady’ is sound only if she tacks on ‘of the night,’ thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real! Even as she gives lip-service to ‘liberating’ her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you!”
– Rev. Fred Phelps, of the Wesboro Baptist Church (you know, the “God Hates F*gs” people), calling for a boycott of Lady Gaga. Little late to the party, Fred? Gaga has been “whoring” herself for well over a year now. Somebody needs to listen to the radio more! [via Jezebel] Keep reading »
As the sad, eerie story of Brittany Murphy really only starts unfolding, Renegade Pictures has just released a trailer for her final movie, “Abandoned.” Brittany’s performance in it is pretty intense. She plays a woman under psychiatric evaluation whose husband has vanished. [Ace Showbiz]
Has anyone noticed that in show business, when stars die young, their last movie never seemed to be anything warm and fuzzy? After the jump, let’s look at the almost prescient movies of stars who died young. Keep reading »
“I’m the wrong person, because every day when I’m not working, I don’t wear makeup. I like messy hair, and I wear jeans and a big T-shirt. If I could, I’d be barefoot in the street.”
– Penelope Cruz on why she’s the last person who should be asked for beauty tips. Hey Penelope, take it from me, you can go barefoot anywhere. Just ask my co-workers! [USA Weekend] Keep reading »
“I’m just over the whole body thing. I honestly don’t care any more. I’ll never be teeny tiny like Cheryl Cole or Dannii Minogue, but I’ve stopped comparing myself. Put my next to the average British woman and I’m fine … I’ve still got a big bum and thighs, but they’re the parts of my body my boyfriend is always grabbing. I’ve lost that obsession and paranoia, thank God.”
– Lily Allen in Grazia magazine [ONTD]
Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld were once dubbed the First Couple of Porn, so people were pretty shocked when they abruptly split last summer. In Tera’s new memoir, Sinner Takes All, she says that when she first met Seinfeld, he was an actor on “Oz” who had never made a skin flick but decided to join her in the industry. She quit in 2006—but he kept going. So this summer, she says that she gave him an ultimatum. “I said to Evan, ‘I’m your wife, and that is the strongest bond two people should have, and that should come first. I’ve moved on from porn. And I want you to stop. You promised me you’d only do porn for a few years. Your few years are up,’” she wrote. “My big point was this: Almost every couple in porn breaks up, and I didn’t want to be another porn statistic” He didn’t quit, so she ended the marriage. [NY Post]
As if inviting the “Real Housewives of NYC” cameras into her home wasn’t revealing enough, Kelly Bensimon will be exposing herself to the world in next month’s issue of Playboy, in photos shot by her ex-husband, mega-famous photographer Gilles Bensimon. But as Kelly’s former personal assistant, I already feel like I’ve seen it all. After a year as her right hand, left hand and sometime-surrogate mother (“Kelly, that’s not a dress—it’s a shirt”), very little can surprise me.
I first met Kelly when I was a wide-eyed 22-year-old with dreams of becoming a writer. I had no idea what I was getting into when a mutual friend set up an informational interview with Kelly, who was a magazine columnist in her pre-”RHNYC” days. I stopped by her apartment on a Tuesday with a resume in hand. On Wednesday morning, I found out I’d been hired for a full-time position in “Kelly Land.” Keep reading »
