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Gwyneth Paltrow Domesticated Jake Gyllenhaal

“Bottom line, she is not a mere mortal like the rest of us. She is an Internet-savvy, award-winning, lifestyle guru, making all of us look lazy. She doesn’t just find a nice guy to settle down with — she marries a rock star and then domesticates him. She doesn’t just cook — she goes to Spain with Mario Batali and then domesticates him! She is not just a lifestyle guru, but she invents a whole new fitness movement and then convinces me to try it, and I do it, and I am, therefore, domesticated … sweating my ass off in spandex, which is humbling and embarrassing.”

Jake Gyllenhaal singing the praises of his friend and former co-star (in “Proof”), Gwyneth Paltrow, at ELLE‘s 17th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute. While we would be fine watching Jake sweat his ass off, we’re not as stoked watching him kiss ass. Bottom line: even if her hair’s shiny and she’s married to a rock star, Gwynnie’s feet touch ground and she’s still gonna die just like the rest of us mere mortals on planet Earth. [via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Judge Won’t Stop Tila Tequila Sex Tape, Claiming “Tila Exploits Her Sexuality”

I never thought I’d see the day when Tila Tequila wouldn’t want a sex tape of herself released. She’s turning over a new leaf, I guess? Or maybe she’s just found another way to keep herself in the news? Last week, Tila sought a restraining order to prevent the release of yet another sex tape, which was filmed seven years ago during a trip with her then-boyfriend. But the judge said Tila’s lawyer hadn’t made a good enough case to warrant a restraining order on the tapes.

Something else went down, though, which was really not cool. Keep reading »

5 Rich Celebrity Minimalists

Even though New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is a mega billionaire, he recently admitted that he only owns six pairs of shoes. He joked, “A story emerged recently that shocked many in your industry, leaving them confused, perplexed, maybe even a little bit hurt. I’m talking about the stunning revelation in the September 20th edition of the New York Post, that I, Michael R. Bloomberg, 108th Mayor of the City of New York, may not have purchased a new pair of work shoes in 10 years … I probably have half a dozen pairs, but it is true. I probably only wear one black and one brown and that’s about it.” Bloomberg said he was embarrassed about this, since Kenneth Cole is a close friend. I’m not sure how many shoes a man is supposed to own, but I suppose that billionaires are supposed to throw shoes out like they’re disposable contacts? [People Style Watch]

In celebration of cutting down on consumption, we’ve rounded up some minimalist celebs who don’t need much to get by. Keep reading »

Kelly Osbourne Says Girls Are Nasty To Her Now That She’s Lost Weight

“My weight? People don’t realize it’s as shocking to me as it is to them. When they open up a magazine and they see it… I’m still getting used to seeing me like this and the changes … it’s weird! … Girls in Hollywood don’t like you because you become competition. They have started to get much more nasty. You think, ‘Usually you say hi and now you don’t.’”

Kelly Osbourne responds to those who are shocked by her weight loss and how it’s changed the way she is treated. For those of you who’ve lost a lot of weight — did you notice a difference in the way other women treated you? [Contact Music] Keep reading »

Jenny McCarthy Was Pretending With Jim Carrey

“I got the book deal the same time Jim and I split after five years together … While researching and writing it, I looked inside of myself and began to see what was wrong with me instead of blaming him for everything. I was a girl who pretended. I would say I liked things when I didn’t. I knew if I wanted to grow, I needed to make myself happy before I could begin to have an equal relationship with another man.”

Jenny McCarthy on what she learned while writing her book Love, Lust & Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies and True Romance. Five years is a really long time to pretend. [People] Keep reading »

Usher Says His Divorce Made Him More Popular, Likely To Assemble A Harem

“In an era when sensationalism is more prevalent than anything, yeah, [the divorce upped my popularity]. People love a train wreck. Lindsay Lohan—everybody is eager to see how that comes out. This is somewhat the same thing … Seeing how marriage didn’t work out for me the first time, I’m in no rush to do it again. Maybe I can find a couple of women who are open-minded. Look at how Hugh Hefner does it, with a harem of women.”

Usher talks about his divorce last year from Tameka Foster in the new issue of Playboy. Any volunteers for his harem? Anyone? [People] Keep reading »

A Tale Of Two Brahims: Which One Is Madonna Actually Dating?

Over the course of the weekend, Madonna has been accused of dating two different men named Brahim. I don’t know how many guys named Brahim you know, but there actually is more than one Brahim in Madonna’s life. And they’re both dancers! The original gent mentioned was Brahim Rachiki (left), who was the choreographer for Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour and also performed second assistant choreographer duties for Michael Jackson‘s “This is It.” But other sources claim that Madonna’s actually seeing Brahim Zaibat (right), who’s a backup break dancer from France. After the jump, we’ve untangled some of the confusion for you. [Ace Showbiz] Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Can Rap


VMAs, shmeeMAs. The EMAs, the MTV European Music Awards, are where it’s at. Eva Longoria is hosting, and I’m kind of digging her busting out her rap skills in this promo. What do you think? [People] Keep reading »

Neil Patrick Harris Is A Papa To Twins

“Babies!! On 10/12, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace entered the Burtka-Harris fold. All of us are happy, healthy, tired, and a little pukey … Youngsters. They cry a lot. I thought it was just a long bit that they were doing. I keep saying, “Annnnd, scene!” … but nothing happens.”

Neil Patrick Harris‘ first two tweets after he and boyfriend David Burtka became dads to baby twins, delivered via a surrogate. Personally, we think they will be awesome dads. Good luck, fellas! [NY Post] Keep reading »

Mother Of A Teenage Sex Addict Is Suing Tyra Banks


Tyra Banks was not “smeyesing” when she heard about a possible lawsuit headed her way. Beverly McClendon, mother of self-proclaimed teen sex addict Jewel Ciera Washington has filed a complaint that “The Tyra Show” broke Georgia state labor laws by neglecting to notify her of her 15-year-old daughter Jewel’s appearance on the show. Keep reading »

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