- Lindsay Lohan might be in jail, but she’s still getting her Adderall and Ambien fixes. [TMZ]
- Amy Winehouse was cranky at a London club. Maybe they should try to make her go to bed instead of rehab. [The Sun]
Everyone’s — okay, our — favorite guidette doesn’t need any props or a clever backdrop to rock the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine. Inside the issue, Snooki admits to being a little sad, saying, “I miss my old life. I miss being able to be around my family and at home. I miss going out with my friends and going out to a bar. I can’t do that anymore. When I try to do that, I get attacked by the fans.” Maybe it’s time for Snooks to turn in her poof and disappear into obscurity? [Bumpshack] Keep reading »
“There’s a cordialness that men had when dealing with the opposite sex, even when they were being blatantly sexist. It’s a weird conundrum. But that’s been replaced with men treating women like absolute garbage.”
If you’ve been paying attention to the Hollywood rumor mill, you might have noticed that “Saturday Night Live” funnyman Jason Sudeikis has become a bit of a ladies’ man! With an alleged hookup with Jennifer Aniston and his current relationship with January Jones, Sudeikis has proven to be a surprising heartbreaker. The Second City alum recently got divorced from “30 Rock” writer Kay Cannon and played Tina Fey‘s love interest on the show. There’s obviously something about Jason, so we came up with eight possible reasons he’s nabbed these amazing ladies. Keep reading »
Trust me, at this point I am crazy tired of writing about how nasty a dude Mel Gibson is. But this new revelation is so shocking, I had to share it. As we’ve heard the story for a while, during a fight on July 6th, Mel punched Oksana Grigorieva twice while she was holding their baby, Lucia. The alleged hits were with such force that they supposedly broke Oksana’s front teeth and gave her a concussion. But according to a source who passed Oksana’s statement on to the police, the fight got way, way, worse. After being hit, Oksana fell on the bed and Mel allegedly tried to choke her with one hand and covered her mouth with the other—while she was still holding the baby. He then allegedly took out a gun and began waving it around. He allegedly threatened to kill her, baby Lucia, Oksana’s 12-year-old son (Sascha, who was hiding in the bedroom), and then himself. Oksana then fled the house with both Lucia and Sascha. Sascha was apparently interviewed by child protective services about the incident last week. Keep reading »
“I had better success meeting girls before ‘Titanic.’ My interactions with them didn’t have all the stigma behind it, not to mention there wasn’t a perception of her talking to me for only one reason.”
– Rolling Stone cover boy Leonardo DiCaprio reveals dating chicks was oh-so-much harder after “Titanic” catapulted him into mega-fame.
Check out another shot of Mr. Easy on the Eyes — shirtless! bottom-up! in bed! — after the jump … Keep reading »
It’s a slow news week when the biggest stories are about bikini bodies and celebrities without makeup, but this week had some pleasant surprises as well. A certain husband-stealing vixen made some endearing remarks about her family to People, for instance. And friends and families voiced support for one loud-mouthed abusive anti-Semite and one ginger in jail. It might be interesting to do an entire Tabloid Cheat Sheet in code and see if you know who I’m talking about. The fact that this sounds like a good time to me might be reason enough to get out of the house more. Anyway, we rounded up some heart-warming moments and scary tabloid accusations this week for your perusal. Enjoy your sugar-coated tabloid num nums! Keep reading »
A California court granted a temporary restraining order to Jennifer Aniston yesterday against a stalker who’s been “laying in wait” for her around Santa Monica. According to the U.K.’s Daily Mail, 24-year-old Jason Peyton left Pennsylvania on June 25, leaving a note for his father that he was driving to California. The young man’s dad realized his son, who has been diagnosed as a delusional and paranoid schizophrenic, was on a mission to find Aniston and alerted the police.
Sure enough, cops picked up Peyton on July 15 with a car on which he had scratched “I Love Jennifer Aniston,” carrying DVDs of her movies and a notebook full of messages about Aniston. Peyton allegedly had a list of baby names he’d picked out for their future spawn and scribblings like “Jen told me she wants me to be the father of her children” and “call Jen.” Keep reading »
Playboy Playmate (and Hef’s ex) Karissa Shannon makes no bones about being a cougar-in-training as she broadcasts her affections for 12-year-old Jaden Smith. Sexualizing children doesn’t suddenly become acceptable if it’s a boy being sexualized instead of a girl, Karissa! [Sociological Images] Keep reading »
Here is the video for the second single, “Miss Nothing,” from Taylor Momsen‘s band, The Pretty Reckless. As far as I can tell, there really is no plot here beyond watching Momsen writhe around in a scene that references the Last Supper. And it looks like some guys from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band might have shown up at the end? Essentially, it’s a bunch of dudes watching a teenager roll around in a mini dress while they have a food fight. Momsen’s version of the classic rap video? Keep reading »