A little later today, Dr. Phil is interviewing former “America’s Next Top Model” contestant turned meth addict Jael Strauss, but I’m almost more excited for his interview next week with Dina Lohan. By the looks of this preview, Lindsay’s mom is straight up sauced for her tete-a-tete with the tough-talking “doctor” — she even taunts him for his “little tie and little shoes.” Dr. Phil don’t play that, so I expect his shouts of “Get real!” are to blame for all those tears. This family is a disaster. It’s no wonder LiLo has been so wrecked.
I don’t think I’ve ever been less attracted to Ryan Lochte than in this photo. Put the duck lips away, sexy! You don’t need to pout to look good. America’s favorite shit-for-brains swimmer has been covering New York Fashion Week for E! and ran into Tyra Banks at the Jeremy Scott runway show. The camera-loving twosome mugged for the cameras, but I’m disappointed Tyra didn’t teach Ryan how to booty tooch. His Speedo-clad butt would look hot with a pop. See one more pic after the jump! [E! Online] Keep reading »
J. Lo really loves a jumpsuit. She wears them to perform all the time, and has now apparently taken her jumpsuit love to the next level. Here she is wearing this full-length pink monstrosity out and about in Manhattan. I’ve never been a jumpsuit fan because, hello, peeing. But also? This just seems kind of not that flattering for J.Lo’s bangin’ body. What say you? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Yo, my birthday is in mid-November, so if y’all take up a collection now, I bet you could raise enough to buy me this Ryan Gosling Face Chair. I need to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face every day while I work. I really think it would improve my output. [Face Chairs]
Last night, Britney Spears made her “X-Factor” debut, and it was priceless. Britney is back, and she is, well, super weird, making strange facial expressions and seeming kind of blank. But whatever, I could watch Britney Spears simulate real human emotion forever. And you know, she’s not the easy judge everybody thought she’d be. She actually has a lot of not very nice things to say, in the way that someone who is not very bright but is trying to seem witty might.
Oh, but that’s not the only thing that happened to Ms. Spears Wednesday night. She also had a very “Maury Povich” visitor from her past!
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