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The Look Of Completely Nonsensical Love

Despite what Us Weekly says, Jessica Simpson and aging rocker Billy Corgan seem to be hanging out still. This photo — plus one more, after the jump — were posted on Twitter and show the pop singer staring rather adoringly at her baldy beau. This makes about as much sense to me as ice in a glass of wine, i.e., NO sense whatsoever. [Star Magazine] Keep reading »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants All You Brokenhearted Ladies To Vagazzle Your Vajayjays


Jennifer Love Hewitt went on “Lopez Tonight” to promote her book, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic, and revealed that there’s a chapter about “vagazzling” your nether regions. Apparently Love had her lady flower covered in Swarovski crystals after she split up with someone so it looked “like a little disco ball down there.”

“I was feeling awful, I had been through a horrible breakup, and I was like, ‘Ugh, this is just awful, and I need something to make myself feel better,’ and it was the one thing I had never tried before after a breakup.”

Heal a broken heart by decorating your crotch? Whatever takes your mind off what’s-his-name, I suppose. [Lopez Tonight via E! Online] Keep reading »

Prepare To Cry: What Celebrities Make For Twittvertizing

In an effort to drive unemployed people totally insane, The Daily Beast has compiled a list of how much celebrities get paid to Tweet. We already told you that Kim Kardashian makes at least $10,000 every time she tweets about a company. And let me refresh your memory: You were majorly bummed out about it. After the jump, prepare to calculate how many 140-character sentences you’d need to compile to buy a house, if only you were famous. Keep reading »

Rihanna Does W

I want to retire the word “fierce” as much as anyone, but sometimes there is no better word to describe Rihanna. The singer looks exceptionally gorgeous on the cover of the February issue of W — and I’m totally loving her Spock-inspired eyebrows. A few more pics, after the jump… [ONTD] Keep reading »

Kimora And Djimon Show Off Baby Kenzo Lee

The February cover of Ebony magazine should be the official family portrait for Kimora Lee Simmons, Djimon Hounsou, and their son, Kenzo. The happy couple explains in the interview that their “marriage” isn’t defined by an official license. [The Young, Black & Fabulous] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Shaq Is A Tiger Woods Kind Of Ladies’ Man

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Quotable: “The Bachelor”‘s Rozlyn Wishes She’d “Gone For It”

“There was no making out! Unfortunately, I did not get any out of this big sex scandal that supposedly happened. If I had known that I was going to get accused of it, maybe I would have gone for it! We’re bogged down with confidentiality agreements, but I will say that it’s a TV show and there’s a lot more to that story and it has nothing to do with sex.”

— “Bachelor” contestant, Rozlyn Papa, who was kicked off the show on Monday night’s episode, discusses the experience on Mix 103.7′s Fisher in the Morning show in her hometown of Richmond, VA. She went on to add that she has a 7-year-old son and:

“That’s the one thing that upsets me about this whole scandal thing. They know I have a child; they knew I had a child going into this, and they still kind of threw me under the bus and tried to make me look bad.”

Huh, who woulda thought a reality show would edit footage and storylines to put people in an unflattering light?! Next you’ll be telling me that a raunchy dating show maybe isn’t the best place for a single parent to set a good example for her young child! [via US Weekly] Keep reading »

Quickies: Beyonce Is Taking A Break & Conan O’Brien Refuses To Move “The Tonight Show”

  • Beyonce will disappear for six whole months this year. The world rejoices. [USA Today]
  • Conan O’Brien has issued a statement saying “The Tonight Show” won’t survive the after-midnight move. [Dlisted]
  • These eight lame-ass shows are definitely on NBC’s short list to replace Jay Leno. [Cracked]

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Are You Afraid Of Katy Perry’s Bling?

Because she’s certainly not afraid of marriage — the singer just got engaged to Russell Brand. [Hollywood, 1/12/10] Keep reading »

Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, And Friends Reach The Top Of Mt. Kilimanjaro

Want me to make you feel lazy for a minute? While you were feeling proud of yourself for making it to the gym a few times so far in the new year, Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, Lupe Fiasco, and Santi White were on a quest to climb Mount Kiliminjaro to raise awareness about the horrible state of drinking water around the globe. Today, after six days on the trail, they reached the summit of the tallest peak in Africa at 19,340 feet. Along the way, they encountered heavy rains, single-digit temperatures, and even a blizzard, but kept on trucking to take this photo at the top. “The last 48 hours have been the most intense and physically grueling experience of my life,” said Emile. “Miraculously, we all made it to the top together.” Lupe Fiasco added, “The thrill of conquering your fears, especially in such a physically and mentally taxing environment, can’t really be done justice in words.” Good work, folks. Now go buy the world a Coke. [People] Keep reading »