Looks like the Mayans might be right after all. The world may very well end in 2012, because two of reality TV’s biggest, most controversial stars are about to throw down. In one corner, we have Kardashian puppeteer/matriarch, Kris Jenner. In the other, we have … Honey Boo Boo. If this is our future, guys, seriously, let’s just hope the world is ending.
Kris Jenner — you know, the woman who’s made bazillions off of her children — thinks that Honey Boo Boo’s mother,June, is a terrible mom for exploiting her child. Also, she can’t understand why the world is fascinated with the Honey Boo Boo family. Also, she thinks Honey Boo Boo’s entire shtick is just a giant ploy to make money. Apparently, Kris is yet to be introduced to the word “projection” in therapy. Read more…
Macaulay Culkin has been off the grid for awhile now, popping up looking sort of frail, which some gossip mongers attributed to a possible heroin addiction, but maybe Macaulay has just been too focused on his art to eat? And by art, I mean the paintings he’s apparently been working on with the two friends in his “collective” 3M. They just debuted their first pieces, among them this portrait of a dog playing poker (top), and another featuring He-Man painting the guys from “Seinfeld” (bottom). That one is my favorite. Also, I would much rather believe that Mac has just been devoted to painting, not shooting up, you know? [Buzzfeed]
Macaulay isn’t the only famous person who has tried his hand at a different creative medium. Plenty of celebs have picked up the palette. Click through to see more celebs who fancy themselves artists.
So get this, everyone. Brad Pitt was in London recently to promote his new film “Killing Them Softly” and he was nice enough to play with reporters who kept asking him about his upcoming nuptials to Angelina Jolie. And he answered! Us Weekly says that Brad, when asked about his wedding plans, said, “No plans yet, other than we’re going to do it.” He also gave some potentially hilarious “details” of the wedding, suggesting that since George Clooney ”doesn’t believe in institutions” (or at least the institution of marriage!), he couldn’t really be best man, but he could “seat people” at the wedding. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Especially if Jen came. And George sat her. And they fell in love … okay, I’m getting waaaay ahead of myself. Read more…
Today in Ew, That’s Too Much Information: Kate Middleton is allegedly pregnant following a “passionate night together” with husband Prince William after the London Olympics. They just looooved the Olympics, I guess! Star magazine’s sources, who appear to be tiny gossips living right inside Kate’s uterus, say the royal couple are “keeping the news close to the vest” but “Kate is convinced it’s happened.” The duchess supposedly knows she is knocked up because “a woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear,” which is a more polite way of saying puking. I am not going to order baby shower supplies from Party Pieces just yet. Didn’t the Olympics just end, like, two weeks ago? It could just be gas, or nerves over her brother-in-law is an exhibitionist. [Hollywood Life]
So, Jared Leto posted this photo of himself with an American flag and a “big patriotic beard” at the Democratic National Convention on his Facebook page, and it’s bringing me such a potent mix of confusion and delight that I had to share it with you. God bless America, indeed. [Facebook] Keep reading »