Vincent Gallo Will Sex You For $50,000, Sell You His Sperm For A Cool Mill

By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 15, 2015
I bet when you woke up this morning, it did not occur to you that it would ever be possible for you to bang that dude from "Buffalo '66," or to have his sperm implanted in you for the purpose of having his baby. As it turns out, my friend, you were wrong. As it… More »

Bethenny Frankel, Genius, Is Making Pot That Won’t Give You Munchies

By: Beejoli Shah / January 15, 2015
The greatest struggle in my life is the desire to not eat after 9:00 p.m. (as recommended by nutritionists, doctors, and that one ex-boyfriend who dumped me for "having the penchant to become chubby one day") -- a healthy life habit that is a complete antithesis to my other healthy life habit: smoking a j… More »

Stevie Nicks Shares My Thoughts On Dating Significantly Older Guys

By: Claire Hannum / January 15, 2015
"What if I fall in love with somebody and they die?" Finally, somebody who shares my fears! More »

Golden Songstress Mariah Carey Is Coming To Las Vegas

By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015
Our Lady Of The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, is packing up her furs, her gloves, Nick Cannon's undershirts and #dembabies  and setting up shop at The Colosseum in Las Vegas, according to ABC News.  She announced the news on today on "The Ellen Show." Here'… More »

The Oscar Nominations Are So White Yet Again As “Selma” Is Basically Snubbed

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 15, 2015
The Academy Award nominations were announced today and lemme just tell you something, I am underwhelmed. Snubbing the actors AND the director, Ava DuVernay, of "Selma," but nominating Bradley Cooper and Keira Knightley? UGHHHHHH x 1000. Other snubs include Jake Gyllenhaal in "Nightcrawler," Jennifer Aniston in "Cake," and Amy Adams in "Big Eyes." "Selma" did… More »

Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Defile Modern Rap Classics On “The Tonight Show”

By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015
Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of "The Tonight Show" to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into "… More »

“Real Housewife” Joanna Krupa Suing Brandi Glanville Over “Smelly Pussy” Insult

By: Claire Hannum / January 14, 2015
Joanna Krupa of "The Real Housewives of Miami" is suing Brandi Glanville of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" for that time on "Watch What Happens Live!" back in 2013 when Glanville said Krupa broke up a marriage and has a "smelly pussy." Seriously. [Jezebel] Dylan McDermott is engaged to "Stalker" co-star… More »

Pastor Attacks Ellen, The Nicest Lesbian Comedian On TV, And She Responds With Predictable Hilarity

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 14, 2015
Any "Ellen" segment that ends with the line, “Audience, look into my vortex and dance with me!” has to be good, right? Right. Pastor Larry Tomczak wrote an op-ed for the Christian Post about the gay “assault” on American programming that’s brainwashing kids into thinking being gay is acceptable and blah, blah, blah, snooze,… More »

Here Is A Very Wet Chris Hemsworth Dancing On “The Tonight Show”

By: Beejoli Shah / January 14, 2015
Here is Chris Hemsworth playing some sort of game with Jimmy Fallon based on the card game War, oh who cares, here is Chris Hemsworth getting soaked in the classy lady's equivalent  of wet T-shirt contest, and then doing a man shimmy. You're welcome. More »

Anna Kendrick Does Not Regret That Ryan Gosling Tweet

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015
Anna Kendrick, hero, says she is not the slightest bit embarrassed about tweeting that she masturbates to Ryan Gosling movies. Me either, girl. The question is, which is her fave to diddle to? I like the oral sex scene in "Blue Valentine," personally. [Elle] Miley Cyrus's brother Braison is dating Miley's boyfriend Patrick… More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked With Strategically Placed Soap Bubbles In V Magazine (NSFW)

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015
Good morning and happy hump day! Here is a post that will likely get tons of traffic because of the first four words of that headline! If you think I'm posting this photo of Miley Cyrus in V for any other reason, I appreciate getting more credit than is due! Although I would be curiou… More »

World Continues To Freak Over Beyonce Pregnancy Speculations

By: Claire Hannum / January 13, 2015
Beyonce showed up at Barclays Center last night wearing all black and with "the tiniest pudge known to man" peeking out of her high-waisted jeans, right on the heels of launching those sand baby pregnancy rumors. I think she just kind of loves trolling us to… More »

Watch Macklemore Sing A New Version Of “Thrift Shop” On “Sesame Street”

By: Claire Hannum / January 13, 2015
Macklemore made a guest appearance "Sesame Street" and brought his own kid-friendly version of "Thrift Shop" with him. In a duet with "Oscar the Grouch" and with backup from fellow Grouches, Macklemore muses about the finer points of looking for bargains ...i n the trash. I guess that's an important lesson for today's youth? I… More »

Taylor Swift Helped Pay Off A Fan’s Student Loans Because Of Course

By: Claire Hannum / January 13, 2015
Taylor Swift has a habit of sending surprise gifts to her fans, and her latest recipient received a check to help pay off her student loans! Taylor apparently discovered fangirl Rebekah through stalking her Tumblr, and sent her a special "SwiftEx" delivery. The package of goodies included a handwritten card, a hand-painted watercolor… More »

Jamie Lynn Spears Gets In A Knife Fight & Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2015
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Jamie Lynn Spears got in a knife fight in a pita shop and there is video. [TMZ] Zooey Deschanel is expecting her first child with her boyfriend. I wonder if her baby will be born with bangs? [People] Kathy Griffin went for it on her… More »

Kirstie Alley: “I’m Not Some Fucking Fake OT-7!”

By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 13, 2015
In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, actress Kirstie Alley dished about Scientology and her feud with ex-Scientologist Leah Remini. Well, sort of. In the limited way that Scientologists can dish about Scientology because all the Scientology things are secrets you must pay ungodly amounts of money for. Anyway, Alley informed Stern that… More »

New York Times Critic Has Totally Tone Deaf Reaction To “Transparent” Golden Globe Wins

By: Claire Hannum / January 12, 2015
New York Times TV critic Alessandra Stanley (the same critic who called Shonda Rhimes an "angry black woman") implied that "Transparent" only did well at the Golden Globes because of political correctness, as if that makes any sense: "The Sony cyberattack revealed that Hollywood isn’t exactly a profile in courage, but it is an industry… More »

Margaret Cho’s Shtick At The Golden Globes: Not Racist, Just Tired

By: Megan Reynolds / January 12, 2015
Last night at the Golden Globe Awards, Margaret Cho played a character named Cho Yun Ja, a movie reporter from North Korea, in a misguided attempt to coast off fumes generated by the publicity machine that surrounded "The Interview"'s weird half-success. The bit was a little clunky and mostly unfunny. Margaret Cho, a woman of… More »

Golden Globes 2015: Major Roots, Pointless Accessories, Beards & Other Trends On The Red Carpet

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015
Bob, lobs and shobs weren't the only trends we spotted at last night's Golden Globes. Yellow dominated, ladies turned their backs and went side-swept, a few women dared to wear the pants, while others went back to their roots. Click through to see a few… More »

Is Beyonce Pregnant? With A Sand Baby?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015
Hmm, is Beyonce trying to tell us something with her latest Instagram pic? [Instagram] Topher Grace is engaged to actress Ashley Hinshaw. Mazel tov! [People] Five people were shot near a nightclub where Chris Brown was performing this weekend. [People]… More »

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