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What’s Jeremy Sisto Doing On “The Hills”?

One of the things that must suck about living in L.A. is not knowing when and where “The Hills” is filming. Take for instance “Law & Order” star Jeremy Sisto, who was probably having a pleasant lunch when Kristin Cavallari walked up with her production crew. That can really spoil a real actor’s appetite! [L.A., 4/22/10] Keep reading »

A Detailed Timeline Of Yesterday’s Michael And Lindsay Lohan Drama

Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay‘s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with some of the other occurrences of Lohan family drama, things quickly escalated into rapid fire exchanges of tweets, lies and accusations, leaving most of us confused about what really happened. After a tireless night of TMZ scouring and scientific equations, we think we have created a pretty accurate timeline of Lindsay waking up to police at her door. Read on if you dare care. Keep reading »

Ray J’s Mom Talks About His Sex Tape … On National TV

I can’t really think of anything more mortifying then having your mom discuss your sex tape on national television while you are sitting right next to her. Poor Ray J looks like he wants to crawl inside that couch and disappear while his mom, Sonja Norwood, and Wendy Williams have a convo about his infamous dirty vid with Kim Kardashian. Oh, and his dad and sister Brandy are there too, by the way. It’s like a bad dream. And just when you think the worst of it is over, his mom starts bragging about how he never posed for Playgirl or tried to launch an erotic career like Kim did after the sex tape leaked. Even Brandy let out a groan after that one. Best part? Wendy ends the most uncomfortable moment ever by telling Ray J, “For the record, it was nice watching [your sex tape],” and then high-fiving him. I’m sure I don’t need to point out how many shades of wrong that is. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jillian Michaels Wants To Adopt To Save … Her Six Pack

“I’m going to adopt. I can’t handle doing that to my body. Also, when you rescue something, it’s like rescuing a part of yourself.”

Jillian Michaels in the latest issue of Women’s Health explaining why she wouldn’t want to have a baby—that she wouldn’t want to lose the diesel body she’s worked so hard for. She also dishes in the interview that she’s been in love with both men and women. [PopEater]
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Quotable: Rashida Jones Doesn’t Think Men Have Advanced Since The Industrial Revolution

“I have a theory. I feel like women have come so far because of the sexual revolution, women’s lib, the feminist movement — we can work, we can nurture, we can be equal partners. Meanwhile, men haven’t really gone anywhere since the Industrial Revolution. Guys in my generation don’t have manners, really; they’re not gentlemen. It’s sad. The only thing they can do to feel powerful is to screw a bunch of people.”

Rashida Jones talks gender politics in this morning’s Metro NY Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Could Kate Hudson’s Bigger Breasts Be From A Pregnancy?

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Benicio Del Toro “Sells Out” With Magnum Ice Cream Ad


Apparently, folks are super pissed at Benicio Del Toro for “selling out” and making this commercial with director Bryan Singer for Magnum ice cream. I was mostly confused about why it was so frickin’ long when just one shot of the ice cream bar made me really want it … something about golden chocolate and salt caramel. Om nom nom. But YouTube commenters are attacking the actor, saying things like, “You’re just whores in a capitalist gang bang,” which seems a little harsh. It’s an ice cream commercial—what can be more innocuous than that? It’s not like he’s trying to sell us pills or yogurt that makes you poop! What do you guys think — should we rip Benicio a new one or should we go sit on the grass and eat an ice cream bar? [Inside Movies] Keep reading »

The “Jersey Shore” Girls Hit The Beach Not The Clubs

Outfits are the same though. [Miami, 4/22/10]
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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Storms Her Apartment With Cops, Lindsay Takes To Twitter

The sad Lindsay Lohan story just keeps getting sadder: according to her Twitter feed, Father of the Year Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay’s Los Angeles apartment with sheriffs this morning trying to either stage an intervention or “rescue” her 16-year-old sister, Ali Lohan. Resourcefully, Lindsay chronicled the whole drama live as it was happening:

“my lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!” my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up… let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

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Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

“Wouldn’t Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Twiggy, Charlotte Rampling, and Jean Harlow have lost their special brand of elegant, feline sexiness if they were tipping over under the weight of great ol’ mammaries? Compare any one of these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag, and it’s like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”

— Model Paulina Porizkova has a point about the natural beauty thing, but she’s kind of going over our head with that “Hastens Swedish handmade mattress” stuff. [Modelinia] Keep reading »