Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of “The Tonight Show” to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into “Anaconda“; Jimmy Fallon’s egregious winky-winky shtick that has been tired since 2011. This is really just as annoying as it sounds, friends! What she does to Big Sean’s “IDFWU” should be illegal. Check it out, above. [The Fader]
Any “Ellen” segment that ends with the line, “Audience, look into my vortex and dance with me!” has to be good, right? Right.
Pastor Larry Tomczak wrote an op-ed for the Christian Post about the gay “assault” on American programming that’s brainwashing kids into thinking being gay is acceptable and blah, blah, blah, snooze, drool. Here’s what he wrote about Ellen DeGeneres:
“Ellen DeGeneres” celebrates her lesbianism and “marriage” in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls.
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Here is Chris Hemsworth playing some sort of game with Jimmy Fallon based on the card game War, oh who cares, here is Chris Hemsworth getting soaked in the classy lady’s equivalent of wet T-shirt contest, and then doing a man shimmy. You’re welcome.
Good morning and happy hump day! Here is a post that will likely get tons of traffic because of the first four words of that headline! If you think I’m posting this photo of Miley Cyrus in V for any other reason, I appreciate getting more credit than is due! Although I would be curious what brand of bubble bath Miley uses, as it looks quite frothy and as a rock star bather, I might like to try it. (If you want to see Miley’s nips for the millionth time, they’re uncensored after the jump.) [Defamer] Keep reading »