The world has Khloe Kardashian to thank for sharing this vintage infomercial footage, featuring our favorite Jenners attempting to sell us the “Power Walk Plus” treadmill. Sigh, what a dynamic duo these two once were. In the words of Bruce, “stay nice and erect”! [Cosmopolitan]
Nineteen-month-old North West is best pals with Ciara and Future’s eight-month-old son, Future Jr., and it’s precious. Ciara told E! News that the two babies have had lots of play dates: “They have had fun times together. I just want to make sure he’s a gentleman and good to the ladies…We have the cutest pictures of them together.” Does this mean that Kim and Ciara are actually the true BFFs here and schedule these play dates so the two of them can hang out? Are North and Future going to feel ultra pressure to get married someday from like, the entire viewership of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”? I’m just glad North gets to hang out with other babies, because I sometimes get the impression she spends her days sequestered on the top floor of a Kardashian castle, surrounded by Kim’s pristine neutral-colored decor, toddling around on a fluffy white rug and playing only with Mason and Penelope Disick. Even children whose parents deem them royalty need friends! Clearly Kimye intends for North to someday take over the world, and like any leader, she will need a small army of infant BFFs (or in this case, potential future hubbies) to do so! By the time these kids are ten, they’ll be more powerful than all of us grown-up plebs combined. [Cosmopolitan; E!] [Images via Instagram]
In case you haven’t heard, “Wet Hot American Summer” is making a comeback — in Netflix form! The eight-episode miniseries will tell follow the story of the very first day at Camp Firewood in the summer of ’81. Original stars Amy Poehler, Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks will return for the series, and while the trailer reveals pretty much nothing at this point, it’s clear that the series’ summer premiere is worth looking forward to! [Daily Dot]
The Kardashian family has had an almost freakish amount of pets over the years, even for a gang is big as theirs. It’s great that they’re seemingly animal lovers, but they’ve developed a gross habit along the way of impulse buying a dog or cat like it’s a new accessory, publicly adoring him or her for a few months, then allowing the critter to vanish, never to be heard from again. Do they give all the pets away? Do they just keep them off social media despite adopting a new one every year? The world may never know. What we do know is that it’s easy to get more attached to the family’s charming furbabies than the owners themselves. Click through for a definitive ranking of Kardashian pets…
If there is anything we know about the Duggars, other than the fact that they are not so fond of the gays, it’s that they are way into giving birth. As members of the “Quiverfull Movement” they basically believe that women are supposed to spend their lives having as many babies as humanly possible, so that said babies can the arrows in god’s “quiver” and fight all of the heathens, or something.
However, their enthusiasm for getting knocked up extends only to married women, because I guess god doesn’t want any bastard arrows or something. Two years ago, when Jim Bob’s sister-in-law Anna Duggar’s younger sister Susanna Keller (got that?) got pregnant without being married, they wanted nothing to do with her. Keep reading »