Mrs. Crystal Hefner Graces The Cover Of Playboy

I have a feeling that the July cover of Playboy will not go down in history as one of Hugh Hefner‘s favorites. It obviously went to print before Crystal Harris called off their wedding, and features Crystal sitting in a leather chair, puffing on a pipe, wearing in a sailor’s cap, alongside the couple’s dog, Charlie. But the worst? The coverline, “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Since the news broke yesterday that Crystal and Hugh were no more, Crystal’s Lifetime TV special, “Marrying Hef,” has been canceled. But never fear, you can still listen to her new single. As Hugh himself retweeted on Tuesday, “Omg @CrystalHarris left @hughhefner the day her single came out on iTunes. Coincidence? I think not.” [People, Fox News] Continue reading

Breaking News: Anthony Weiner And Screech May Be Related

Oh dear, college pictures of Anthony Weiner in ladywear have surfaced. I think we should thank The National Enquirer for uncovering Screech’s long lost twin. No wonder he was texting pictures of his d**k, he was trying to compensate for being a big nerdball in college. [Buzzfeed] Continue reading

Quickies: John Edwards Grins Like A Goober In His Mug Shot & Lily Allen Is Preggo

  • The John Edwards mug shot is here! The naughty ex-senator was booked on June 6 over charges he used campaign funds to keep his mistress, Rielle Hunter, under wraps. This all happened after a grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts, including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. Johnny swears he’s not guilty. I am not sure I believe him. [CNN via Gawker]
  • Joss Stone was almost kidnapped, y’all. Scary stuff. [The Superficial]
  • Jennifer Lopez wants a raise on her $12 million one-year contract before she’ll agree to return to “American Idol.” I totally feel her on that one. I have been trying to negotiate a similar raise with Amelia. [Celebitchy]
  • And the designer of Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” wedding dress is … [Celebuzz]

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Justin Timberlake Reminisces About Wild Times With ‘NSync

“I remember girls running after the buses in the hundreds … We’d finish playing, the band would be putting the gear up, and we would be trying to do a quick out, which is what they call it when you leave the stage before the band stops playing. We’d get on the bus and there would be 250 to 400 girls waiting to run after us. I distinctly remember Joey Fatone singing the theme song from ‘The Goonies’ while this particular pack of girls was running. It was just crazy.”

Justin Timberlake recalls the good ‘ol days with ‘NSync when he was still rocking his ramen noodles hairdo. Can you think of an unsexier image than Joey Fatone serenading ‘tweens with “The Goonies” theme song? I can’t. Better question: why, as young girls, were we so hot for boy bands? [I would answer this question if I wasn't busy crying over missing the NKOTBSB concert in NYC. -- Editor] [Playboy] Continue reading