Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
The new black is cougar — from Demi Moore to Halle Berry, boy toys are the hot red carpet accessory. And the always in fashion supermodel Elle MacPherson, 44, has been spotted with the stylish Vito Maria Schnabel, acclaimed director Julian Schnabelâ€™s son. The 21-year old artist/actor is expected to escort Elle to an award show at Ciprianiâ€™s in New York City tonight where she will win a design award for her intimates collection. Congratulations Elle, on both trophies! [World Of Wonder] Keep reading »
After New England wiped the field with the San Diego Chargers back in January, they were Super Bowl bound. Quarterback Tom Bradyâ€™s girlfriend Gisele was so confident in her manâ€™s abilities that in an interview, she joked, “If the Pats lose, Iâ€™ll run naked through Midtown Manhattan.” Bam, that was a shot heard round the world! Bill Belichick, the Patriots coach, was distressed by all the noise, saying, “Gisele opens her big mouth and look at ‘em — half the guys are staring into space, the others are leering like they’ve just stumbled onto their uncle’s private porn stash. And who can blame them — that’s one fine specimen.”
While Gisele has a body that just wonâ€™t quit, thereâ€™s been speculation that she caused the undefeated Patriots to give it up at the Super Bowl, in the hopes that their loss would make her lose her clothes. Well, can you blame them? The Pats have three championship rings, but normally no chance at seeing if their teammate’s girlfriend is really Brazilian. Now Gisele is trying to do damage control by claiming it would take her too long to strut through the hordes of people in New York City. Wah-wah, a promise is a promise lady! Giselle has been pussy-footing around, and tried to soften her statement by saying she would flash Times Square. But while the Giants paraded through the streets of Manhattan today, Gisele still has yet to show us the stuff Super Bowl winners are made of. The least she can do is stand and deliver. After all, why should Tom Brady be the only one allowed to make a pass at her?! [Egotastic]
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Can we just utter a lil’ sigh? What’s got us most psyched about this year’s Oscars is Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova being nominated for Best Original Song for “Falling Slowly”, one of the tunes they penned for Once, a movie they also starred in. The two are together in real life and were handpicked for the roles in the movie, about an Irish musician (Hansard) who makes an album with a Czech women (Irglova) he meets in Dublin. The film is overwhelmingly romantic, without having the slightest bit of sex or even kissing in it. And the soundtrack is amazing. Here’s Hansard and Irglova posing together for an Oscar portrait. We hope they win! [Fox Searchlight] Keep reading »
After being spit on by Pumpkin, left by Tango, and dissed by Flava Flav not once, but twice, all on national television, we were really rooting for Tiffany Pollard aka New York to find a sweet lovinâ€™ man who liked reality shows and fake boobs. On season two of Vh1′s I Love New York, we thought she had finally found the perfect fit in her man Taylor Made. The Mamaâ€™s Boy lavished her with presents, submitted to her whims, and took beating after beating from his top competitor Buddha just to stay in the game. The poor guy had been whipped in every way possible.
At the reunion show, they seemed so in love and had made plans to be married. But according to Page Six, the pair was just spotted having a heated argument at the opening of the Chelsea club Suzie Wongâ€™s in New York City. After they screamed louder than Sister Patterson in church, the couple was caught head-butting each other on the street. (Fingers crossed Tiffany also put some protective silicone in her forehead and is A-Ok.) We all know itâ€™s hard to find a good man, especially one that can handle a mother-in-law like the overbearing she-devil Sister Patterson. But we hope, after recovering from the Taylor Made concussion, Tiffany will feel up to I Love New York Season 3.
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A couple days ago I wrote a post about my shameful fascination with Michelle Williams in the aftermath of Heath Ledger’s death. After remaining mum while weathering the non-stop harassment of paparazzi, she has issued a statement through her publicist, saying:
“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him.”
You’ve got it, girl.
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Dita Von Teese is incredibly awesome. The burlesque performer worried us slightly when she went and married Marilyn Manson — he’s an extremely intelligent guy, but dang, is he scary — but now that she’s single and ready to mingle, she’s really been rockin’ the sex appeal. And with her clothes on! Here she is at the Vienna Opera Ball, sporting some serious couture. Divorce from a washed up goth rocker has never looked so good. Photo Courtesy Of AP Keep reading »