That didn’t take long: an American girl has already sunk her claws into my future husband, the bitch. Prince Harry, who is doing helicopter training in California, has been spotted three times with a 26-year-old waitress named Jessica Donaldson. They met two weeks ago at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego, where Jessica works, and were seen eating lunch together the next day. Last weekend the pair were seen partying at a bar in Solana Beach, kissing and drinking tequila. Jessica is a brunette and I am also named Jessica and am a brunette. But she has “a large floral tattoo down one side,” according to the New York Post, while I do not. And this, I believe, is what is keeping Prince Harry and I apart. Le sigh. [New York Post] Keep reading »
This is what Courtney Stodden, World’s Greatest Teen Bride, wore to a pumpkin patch in Los Angeles this weekend. In between fondling squash, she and old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, fondled each other to the point where other patch-goers complained and the couple was given the boot. Never one to let anything ruin her super sexy sensual good mood, Stodden later tweeted, “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) ‘Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.’ John 7:24.” Which is I guess her way of saying the Big Guy approved of white go-go boots? [Gossip Cop]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon showed off their adorable six-month-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, to Barbara Walters on ABC news program “20/20″ Friday night.
During the interview, Mariah opened up about her difficult pregnancy for the first time and told Walters that she experienced all sorts of problems while carrying the babies. She even shared that she had a miscarriage prior to getting pregnant with the twins.
The “Hero” singer smiled through her nine months as an expectant mom, but admits that it was a near-miracle both babies were born healthy after she suffered high blood pressure, preeclampsia and gestational diabetes. Read more…
Mrs. Coach — I mean, Connie Britton — is the latest celeb to do “Seven Minutes In Heaven With Mike O’Brien” and she’s just as adorable as always. I have a pressing question that needs to be addressed: WHY IS HER HAIR ALWAYS SO DAMN PERFECT? This beyotch is like Kate Middleton or something. [YouTube via Pop Culture Brain] Keep reading »