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Look at this picture and tell me this isn’t one of the best things you’ve ever seen. Nicki Minaj making small talk with Vogue’s Anna Wintour. Can you even imagine what they’re chatting about? Nicki’s probably all, “Lady, I like your floral situation,” while Anna sits by, quietly horrified by Nicki’s loud craft store-inspired get-up. Keep clicking for more strange pairings created by Fashion Week!
This may just be the most genius invention of all time. A video producer named Matt Richardson has created a remote control that automatically mutes out the voice of specific celebrities, as well as instances where someone else might be talking about them. Why? Because there is always a celebrity he can’t stand to hear about. “A while ago it was Charlie Sheen. And then it was Sarah Palin. And then it was Donald Trump. And after a while I realized there’s sort of always someone who I don’t really want to hear about,” Richardson explained. He says the first time he got it to work, “I was in silent bliss for that 30 seconds I didn’t have to hear about Kim Kardashian.” Apparently, Snooki ranks highly for him now.
So how does this work? Keep reading »
“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
—Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now, I’m going to venture a guess that “titchy” means small. Is Moby trying to tell us something? Also, does he mean that he’s looking to star in a flick or that he thinks it’s good business to make one? [ONTD] Keep reading »
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the world’s coolest child, was recently photographed (GASP!) sucking her thumb. Not that she seems to give a f**k if the world knows. But, of course, The Enquirer is very concerned. “Experts” warn that at almost six years old, Shiloh should have outgrown the habit long ago, and that she could have serious orthodontic issues. Or even worse … an anxiety disorder. Allegedly, Brad and Angie are bribing her to quit her thumb with a “special daddy-daughter camping trip.” If she doesn’t kick the habit now, she may end up a statistic. About ten percent of adults never stopped sucking their thumbs. And some of them just so happen to be celebrities. A warning to Shiloh: This could be you if you don’t get that thumb out of your mouth. Click through to see some adult celebrity thumb-suckers. [Celebitchy]
My love for Ryan Gosling may occasionally take me to inane places — please see yesterday’s “sockless” slideshow — but at least I’ve never been so obsessed that I’ve written a book about our fictional love affair. The same cannot be said for Marce William Burchell, an obsessed Jessica Simpson fan penned the book above about their (fake) relationship, which he is currently selling on Amazon for $30. That’s basically a $1 for every word in just the title: The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Apparently, however, not a lot could have happened in that 22 months, as the book itself is only 30 pages. The Frisky staff is currently debating whether or not to purchase this pricey piece of fan-fiction; to put money in the pocket of a crazy person or not? I think I may try and score a freebie first. [Amazon via Crushable] Keep reading »
While performing last night in Las Vegas, Selena Gomez sure seemed to go out of her way to show off the word “Justin,” written across her wrist in a black pen along with a heart in an ode to her boyfriend, Justin Bieber. Shall we take bets on how long she waits before making it permanent? [Huffington Post]