Lorna Bliss used to look a little bit like Britney Spears. The resemblance wasn’t striking, but she says there were some similarities and people on the street pointed it out fairly regularly. Now, Lorna Bliss looks quite a lot like Britney Spears. Enough, in fact, that she gets paid thousands of pounds as a celebrity lookalike. But imitating one of Hollywood’s most batshit crazy pop stars comes at a cost.
Apparently Lorna spends about $30,000 a year to look like Britney’s double. From facials to clothes of questionable fashion merit and putty-like concealer to hide those oh-so-un-Britney freckles, this job isn’t cheap. But while we kind of respect Lorna for getting way into it instead of half-assing the job, we’re pretty sure that she could have achieved “essence of Britney” for the cost of some cheetos, hair clippers and some busted fake nails. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »
Not! Maybe Kate misunderstood what “Dick’s Sporting Goods” really sells. But we don’t know how she walks the long aisles in 4 inch heels, let alone chases after eight kids in those things. Either way, it looks like she got a bat. So, consider yourself warned, Jon. [Reading, PA, 6/8/09] Keep reading »
Heidi Klum wore a paisley jumpsuit to the carnival to benefit Pediatric AIDS. The jumpsuit conceals her growing baby bump, but the pant legs are too wide. And although she looks radiant, the rest of her looks like a blob. This definitely isn’t her best look. [Los Angeles, 6/8/09] Keep reading »
The boys of New Kids On The Block showed their age with dated dance moves at a concert in Virginia on Sunday. [Fairfax, VA, 6/7/09] Keep reading »
Despite having two turds for parents, lil’ Bronx Mowgli Simpson-Wentz is awfully cute. [A Time For Heroes Celebrity Carnival, Los Angeles, 6/7/09] Keep reading »
The highlight of last night’s Tony Awards? Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison and the star of “Rock Of Love,” performed with the “Rock Of Ages” cast and was almost beheaded. Clip above! Keep reading »
Hungry? Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” must be, cause that girl is skinnnnnny. And you know what people whose fame depends on them being thin do when they get hungry? They go to Carl’s Jr. for a Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger! Wait, that can’t be right…I heard they ate Styrofoam and pretended cigarettes were an all-you-can-eat buffet of smoke? Either way, Audrina donned a tiny gold bikini in Malibu for the latest Carl’s Jr. ad. She was psyched. “I had an absolute blast shooting,” she told People. “When I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” You’d be salivating too if you hadn’t eaten since high school.
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Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf seem to like each other an awful lot. “He probably is my favorite person in the entire world,” Megan told People. And Shia replied, “We’re attracted to each other, and I think you can see that in our scenes together. It’s very real and tangible.” Holy smokes! Add in the fact that Megan’s car was apparently spotted at Shia’s house early in the morning last week, and lots of people are saying these two are a couple. [People] We wonder what Megan’s boyfriend, 90210er Brian Austin Green thinks about this “very real” chemistry?
Yeah, we aren’t buying it. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” opens on June 24th and this has publicity stunt written all over it. With all the ridiculous things that come out of Shia and Megan’s mouths, we’re beginning to think that oversharing in general is the “Transformers” marketing strategy. After the jump, the most looney tunes quotes from both these stars.
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