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Blame It On Madonna

For the March issue of W, Madonna gets all cougar-esque and heads to Rio de Janeiro for some hot and heavy time with boy toy Jesus Luz. Purportedly, Madonna and Jesus (with those names, they’re surely a match made in heaven — or, well, celebrity hell) were or are dating or canoodling or humping or whatever it is famous people do these days. Jesus is a model, and the two are seen cavorting in this bazillion-page layout in the Hotel Gloria in Brazil, where Steven Klein shot their pictures. At the time of the shoot, a Brazilian website opined: “Everyone knows they are ficando — which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.” So much for A-Rod! Take that, Guy. Madonna is on the prowl. Mothers, lock up your manchildren. After the jump, what went on behind the scenes. Keep reading »

Kate Winslet On Airbrushing

“[Young women] look at all of us, myself included, on these magazine covers and they think, ‘my God, how does she get skin like that?’ And I can tell you, I have so many blemishes under this makeup that have been so fabulously covered. I promise you. I promise you.

But I did realize a few years ago that no one actually talks about this retouching thing. It’s like a secret or something. I’m damned if it’s going to be a secret anymore. I really want these young women to know we don’t look like this.” – the gorgeous Kate Winslet to ABC News

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Chris Brown Turns Himself In

Here’s an update on the Chris Brown saga. Brown turned himself in to the Los Angeles Police Department around 7 p.m. yesterday. According to one website, Rihanna was spotted at the LAPD Wilshire Station with bruises on her face, but at this point, that’s just a rumor. Brown’s being investigated for felony battery. He posted $50,000 bail and was released. He’s due in court on March 5. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Claire Danes Is Engaged!

  • Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged. We approve — he is a major upgrade from her past relationships. Plus, he has an accent. [Us Weekly]
  • Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to the couple’s second child: Charlie Axel Woods. No doubt “Axel” will be the kid’s golfer name. [People]
  • Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, went to Brazil for some plastic surgery, and there were major complications. It’s so bad that a neurosurgeon from LA had to go down to help fix her. Let this serve as a warning: Do not go to South American for plastic surgery! Especially when your husband can afford to pay for you to get it done by a legit doctor. [Dlisted]
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    Um, REALLY, Chris Brown? Really?

    So, here’s the Grammy scoop. Both Rihanna and Chris Brown were scheduled to appear AND perform at the Grammy Awards tonight, but at the last minute, both canceled. Why? Chris Brown is apparently being investigated on an assault charge, for allegedly beating on a woman at 12:30 this morning. The woman’s name has not been released, but many are speculating that the victim was Rihanna. This is totally unconfirmed, I am just trying to keep y’all informed of what’s known and being discussed so far. [DListed] Keep reading »

    Ryan Gosling Responds To Rachel McAdams’ Downgrade With An Upgrade?

    According to LaineyGossip.com, Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman have been hanging out and “flirty texting,” ever since meeting a few weeks ago at Ryan’s regular DJ gig in Los Angeles. If this is true, Gosling has totally scored a post-split point on Rachel McAdams, as Natalie Portman is a much, much better rebound fling than Josh Lucas. I’m still holding out hope for a Ryan and Rachel Reunion (before or after an Amelia and Ryan Quickie), but I have to say, Ryan and Natalie make a lovely bit o’ sense together. She’s intelligent, talented, and not a fame-baller. I am happy to co-sign this pairing, at least temporarily. [Lainey Gossip] Keep reading »

    Jennifer Aniston’s Life Mirrors Her “Art”

    Jennifer Aniston has been known to play some rather pathetic movie characters in the name of comedy. But what’s really funny is that her movies tend to reflect what has happened in her life. Aniston just signed on to the film “The Baster,” about a woman who wants to have a baby through artificial insemination, but doesn’t realize her best guy friend has switched her sperm sample with his own swimmers. Perhaps she’s testing the single motherhood waters with this film? After the jump, examples of films where Aniston essentially played herself. Keep reading »

    Lily Allen Does More Than Get Photographed By Paparazzi

    In the two years since Lily Allen released Alright, Still, the girl managed to get into a fight with Elton John, dye her hair blond, dye her hair black, dye her hair pink, get pregnant, have a miscarriage, have an affair with a married man, get help losing weight with hypnosis, and continue expressing herself on her blog. Oh, and she also made a new album. It’s Not Me, It’s You hits stores next Tuesday, but you can listen to the whole thing on Lily’s MySpace page. While it’s not as catchy as her first record, this album will help you get through today, at the very least. Just put on your headphones, and the weekend will be here before you know it. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Orlando Bloom Is A Sexy Beast

    [Orlando Bloom rocks out with his microphone out on the LA nightclub set of "Sympathy for Delicious," in which he plays a rock star who turns into a faith healer, and in this scene beats up a bandmate in a wheelchair, 2/5/09, Splash News.] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Is Madonna Envious Of Lourdes?

  • OK magazine claims Madonna is jealous of daughter Lourdes’s “youth and beauty.” That might explain why Madge hasn’t advised her daughter on how to groom her eyebrows. [DListed]
  • How can Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag get “divorced” if their “marriage” isn’t valid? [Perez Hilton]
  • Audrina Partridge isn’t going for Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. [Perez Hilton]
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