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Breakin’: Britney Disses Weed. Other Celebs Weigh In On The Chronic.

Britney Spears marijuana photo

This week, Britney Spears stopped performing in the middle of her Vancouver show because the venue was allegedly full of cigarette and marijuana smoke. Spears (a smoker) claimed the funky air was making her and her crew gag. She returned to the stage 45 minutes later, and finished the concert with a constructive, “Thanks Vancouver. You were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed!” [Hollywood Rag] Keep reading »

“South Park” Teaches Kanye Humility. Um, We’re Skeptical.

What, you thought Kanye West wasn’t going to say anything after “South Park” accused him of being an egomaniacal gay fish last night? Of course he struck back, with a 234-word all-caps rant on his blog. First things first, check out the clip from the episode and then click past the jump for the best of his most egotastic moments. [Kanye West] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Expecting!

  • Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting! [DListed] — I can see the reality show now — “When Two C-Listers Have A Baby!”
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning on getting married fo’ realz on the series finale of “The Hills.” [Perez Hilton] — Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice — well, shame on you again.
  • In addition to going back to red, Lindsay Lohan also got a post-breakup tattoo. [People] — Of Sam Ronson’s face?!
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    Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Get Post-Breakup Hairstyles

    Both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have changed their hair since breaking up this week. You know, a new hairstyle can be rather cathartic, as Amelia can attest to. Sam went a little shorter than her normal pixie, while Lindsay left the scissors alone for now and chose to go back to her ginger roots. But you can probably expect LiLo to have a head shaving incident any day now.

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    Star Couplings: Britney Spears Gets A Taste Of K-Fed

  • Britney Spears and K-Fed are getting busy again during her tour, according to a source, who says it’s like they’re newlyweds again. [Dlisted] — Oh, Brit will do anything to get away from her papa.
  • Lindsay Lohan is supposedly using the paps to stalk Sam Ronson, drilling them constantly to get Sam’s whereabouts. [Perez Hilton] — The Ronson’s are probably at the courthouse right now trying to get that restraining order.
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal double dated with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin recently. [Just Jared] — So Goopy Gwyneth and absent Chris are trying to pretend they’re happily married again.
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    Lindsay Lohan Teaches Us How Not To Break Up

    Lindsay Lohan is messier than eating a burrito in the back of a school bus. She just can’t keep it together! She’s been chasing SamRo around town, allegedly stalking her beat makin’ bro Mark, tried to crash her twin sister Charlotte’s fashion party, and now the fam is considering filing a restraining order. Seriously, stick a fork in these love birds because they’re done cooking! But from loss comes lessons — here’s what we can, and Lindsay should, learn about how to handle a breakup.

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    Please Retire The Circus/Carnival Concert Theme

    (From left to right): Pink’s “Funhouse” tour; Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet” tour; Britney Spears’ “Circus” tour

    Pink surprisingly jumped on the circus-themed concert bandwagon with her “Funhouse” tour costumes. When a wannabe badass like Pink starts jumping on a trend, it’s time to retire it. So, we implore these concert producers to stop with the three-ring, freak show madness. Even Katy Perry refused to do the circus thing for a recent concert, saying, “That’s really being done by a lot of people right now.”

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    Eminem’s “We Made You” Video

    Eminem’s “We Made You” video pokes fun at celebrities who have made headlines over the past couple years — Bret Michaels for his skanky love search, Jessica Simpson for her weight (should Em really be throwing stones?), Amy Winehouse for her yellow teeth and general cracked-out appearance, Lindsay Lohan for dating Sam Ronson, and Kim Kardashian for her huge booty. The video even features the star of “Nailin’ Palin,” a Hustler porno spoofing Sarah Palin. Obviously, Eminem has been reading tabloids and watching reality TV during his time off, but it’s all in good fun, or at least Kim Kardashian thinks so. “I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me,” said Kim. “He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I’m honored.” The video is rather hilarious, but the song isn’t that funny, entertaining, or catchy when you don’t listen and watch. It just sounds like the usual Eminem fare updated for 2009. Kudos to Dr. Dre for a banging beat, though. Keep reading »

    Who Should Samantha Ronson Date Next?

    If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she and her GF Sam Ronson are on a break. But if you talk to the DJ’s mama, Ann Dexter Jones, SamRo’s one step away from filing a restraining order against Lohan, who had to be physically removed by security when she tried to crash Charlotte Ronson’s big fashion party this weekend. Well, whatever is actually going on, one thing is clear: Sam needs a new lady to love. And we’re here to play matchmaker:

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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Is Losing Her Mind!

  • Lindsay Lohan opened up to Us Weekly about the split between her and Sam Ronson. She said she’s in “absolute hell,” but friends’ fears about suicide are unfounded. Something tells me dishing to a tabloid isn’t the way to get Sam back, LiLo. [Us Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, Lindz was spotted drinking copious amounts of vodka at a club Monday night, and her mother, who was present, did nothing to stop her. [Perez Hilton]
  • Charlie Sheen’s twin baby Max has been released from the hospital now that he’s gained an adequate amount of weight. We’re sure brother Bob missed him. [OK! Magazine]
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