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Heidi & Spencer: We Look Back On All Their Breakups

Five months after eloping in Mexico—post-pitchers of margaritas, natch—Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of “The Hills” are making their marriage official in a ceremony in Pasadena on Saturday. [People] — As a present for the infamously douchey duo, let’s look back at the times they broke up. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Mischa Barton Is Too Busy Posing To Get A Real Job

Actually that’s mean and untrue. She’s launching a hideous handbag line called RI2K & NICA’s, which counts as working. [London, U.K., 4/21/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Kanye West Carries A Fugly Murse

We know Kanye West carries a murse, but we expected him to have a much more fabulous man bag than this. We guess he’s banking on the Louis Vuitton logos to make him look fashionable. Also, doesn’t he know that you never wear a denim jacket with jeans? [4/20/09, JFK Airport, New York City] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Another “DWTS” Injury, But This Tough Guy Can Handle It

  • Jewel told her followers via Twitter that husband Ty Murray dislocated a rib while dancing with his partner on “DWTS.” She says he’s strong, and this injury isn’t the worst he’s suffered. [Perez Hilton]
  • Brooke Hogan’s puny boyfriend Stack$ visited her on the set of her new music video. [Dlisted] — They remind me a little of Britney Spears and K-Fed.
  • Rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been doing overtime lately. Here’s a rundown and dissection of whether the rumors are fact or fiction. [People]
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    Quick Pic: Lily Allen Can’t Stand The Rain

    Hey, personal umbrella-holder dude! You’re doing it wrong! [New York City, 4/20/09] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: SJP And Matthew Broderick’s Relationship Keeps Getting Hairier

    First, he allegedly cheated with a firecrotch. Then, Sarah Jessica Parker went from blond to full-fledged brunette. Yesterday, at the opening of “Mary Stuart,” Matt’s got mutton chops. Is this mid-life/wife crisis headed for split ends? We sure hope SJP doesn’t wash that man right out of her hair. [New York City, 4/19/09]

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    Quick Pic: Chloe Sevigny Revives Socks With Sandals Trend

    Chloe attempts to inspire women everywhere to start dressing like Women’s Studies professors. [Coachella Music Festibal, Indio, CA, 04/19/09] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Lady Gaga Is A Lady Who Sips Tea

    Every day, it seems, Lady Gaga does something ridiculous in order to get photographed by the paparazzi. Yeah, we’re buying into it. She amuses us. [London, 4/20/09] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jake Gyllenhaal Cops A Feel At Coachella

  • Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon attended Coachella Music Festival in Palm Springs over the weekend, where Jake very publicly squeezed Reese’s butt. [Perez Hilton]
  • Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to adopt a child from St. Lucia. [OK! Magazine]
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    Amanda Lepore Is Pretty In Pink

    Transsexual model extraordinaire Amanda Lepore and her BFF, gay rapper Cazwell, are set to release their new booty bumpin’ record this summer. I can’t wait that long, so I’m glad a snippet of the dancing queen’s new video sneakily sashayed its way onto the internets. The track is called “Cotton Candy,” but the vid is more like delicious, pink eye candy. [WOW] Keep reading »

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