Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Give comedians — give them 140 characters and they’ll find a joke that fits. This week in Tweet Beat, Michael Ian Black pretends he’s on “Sesame Street,” Sarah Silverman defends the emoticon, and Ellen saves a bird. Keep reading »
Just kidding, that’s her blowing kisses to the paps at the “Transformers 2” press junket in Paris. But clearly, she still sucks. [Paris, 6/12/09] Keep reading »
Former “Golden Girl” Betty White and Jimmy Fallon played an epic game of beer pong on “Late Night” yesterday. Jimmy Fallon has already lost to Anna Kournikova, Serena Williams and Ivanka Trump but he finally managed to break his losing streak. We were rooting for Betty and give her props for sinking the first shot. Too bad the two didn’t play a whole game. If they had, Betty would have cleaned house. Keep reading »
So, we love you. The adoration campaign began way back when you played the Reese Witherspoon mini-me in “Sweet Home Alabama.” Now that you’re 15 and all growns up (by the way, the smile looks great—we know, the braces phase is never fun), we wanted to pass along a few bits of advice on how to survive the scene that is Young Hollywood. Mostly, it’s easy: See what Lindsay Lohan is up to? Do the exact opposite, always. Oh and a few more tips… Keep reading »
Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performed on “The Today Show” this morning. While we enjoy some of their singles, we’re glad we weren’t at the concert because music really would have sent our senses into overdrive. What’s up with the optical torture dancers and Fergie’s armor on her arm, around her torso, and fingernails? [NYC, 6/12/09] Keep reading »
Whether she’s marrying the despicable Spencer Pratt on “The Hills,” crying in the middle of the Costa Rican rainforest on “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here” or, you know, just existing, Heidi Montag sure knows how to get attention. In her next endeavor, she’ll be appearing in the September issue of Playboy. Like every other description of a spread in Playboy, a source told People that the photos are nude, but “tasteful.” In all honesty, if the photos appear to be anywhere near as awkward as her video for “Higher,” the alleged half million dollars Playboy is spending on this shoot will be totally worth it. Also, is this what Heidi meant when she said she wanted to be the next Mother Teresa? [People] Keep reading »
- Madonna can officially snatch, er, adopt Malawian baby Mercy. Oh and guess what? Madonna isn’t even flying there herself to pick her up. [Dlisted] — With all the real orphans, and by that I mean orphans whose parents are dead, why didn’t Madonna adopt one of them? I’m so over the adopted baby accessory.
- Kendra Wilkinson says if the baby is a boy he will be named after his father, but if it’s a girl, they still haven’t decided between Arianna and Kianna. [Perez Hilton] — How boring! Or am I getting used to off the wall Hollywood baby names?