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Nicole Richie gave birth to a healthy baby boy this morning. She and boyfriend Joel Madden named the little tyke … wait for it … Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Now, Sparrow might have been cute for a little girl, but for a little boy? That s**t won’t fly (heehee) on the playground. Whatevs. Congrats! [DListed] Keep reading »
- Christina Milian married rapper The Dream at the same Vegas chapel where Britney Spears married her first husband. [Dlisted] — Truly, Christina’s “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” because her rented dress, shoes, and veil cost only $200. I don’t think I could marry a man that wears his slippers in the street (see photo above).
- This handy guide will help you keep track of all George Clooney‘s brunette gals … [PopEater] — Until your time comes.
- Gisele Bundchen still hasn’t verbally confirmed rumors that she’s pregnant even though photos make it quite obvious. [TMZ] — At this point, is confirmation even necessary?
The image above is not the offending image. The offending image is after the jump — that’s how wonky it is. So, Heidi Klum is on the cover of this week’s quarterly issue of Page Six Magazine and I don’t know when they did the photo shoot, but Heidi is mega preggers right now, so it must have been forevs ago OR they shot it recently and went to Crazy Town with the retouching. Whatever the case may be, they did a horrendous job. Heidi’s got an enviable “curvy” (for a model) and motherly physique — this hack job gives her what my coworker calls “totes flapjacks.” It ain’t right! Click after the jump to see Heidi’s wonk ass. Keep reading »
So seriously, if she is, it’s not funny. But Little J was out past her bedtime as usual last night and displayed some suspicious markings on her inner wrist. Now, as a clumsy gal myself, these could be the result of a fall or an angry cat. But girlfriend is going for a rock ‘n’ roll image and nothing says “punk rock” like “I cut myself to feel.” [NYC, 9/9/09] Keep reading »
Ever since the photos of a post-Chris-Brown-beatdown, bruised-and-battered Rihanna were leaked and subsequently appeared on TMZ, there’s been an ongoing investigation into who leaked the pics to the celebrity gossip website. The Enterprise Report reveals the Los Angeles Police Department may be preparing to finger the perpetrator. More — and the surprising twist to the story — after the jump. Keep reading »