In what is my favorite news item of the day, In Touch Weekly reports that five-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt insists on being called “Shax” by her parents and wants to change her name. Why? “She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter ‘X’,” In Touch reports. Also of note, apparently when Angelina was Shiloh’s age she changed her name to “Vince.” Even if none of this is true, I heart this story. Shax is just doin’ Shax, which is why she remains my celebrity child role model. [Celebitchy]
How sublimely narcissistic (and slightly creepy) of Megan Fox to have sexual relations with a mannequin version of herself. Click through to see all the naughty things she wants to do to herself in her Interview magazine spread (besides mounting herself doggie style). [Buzzfeed]
J. Lo and Marc Anthony. Sniff. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Chin wobble. Demi and Ashton, no last names necessary. Sob! So many celebrity breakups this year, it’s almost as if it’s impossible for love to last in Tinseltown. But let’s stop being negative. Plenty of fun, new couples were formed in just the last few months — here’s a look at 12 couples to watch in 2012.
Celebrities tend to choose some very, er, interesting names for their offspring, but this year two names stood out: Bear Blu Jarecki, born to Alicia Silverstone, and Moroccan Cannon, born to Mariah Carey. Those two tied for the worst celebrity baby boy names of 2011 on a new BabyNames.com poll, ABC News reports. Read more…