This weekend, America’s most renowned artists … okay, who am I kidding? This weekend, a few of America’s most palatable pop stars, like Selena Gomez and Katy Perry, flew ‘cross the pond to meet up with their Euro brethren at the MTV Europe Music Awards. Lady Gaga shoved her crotch at the crowd, Adam Lambert stood in for my beloved Freddie Mercury during Queen’s performance (I am deeply unhappy about this), and a whole mess of people dressed like fools. There were some sartorial standouts too — click through this slideshow to see the good, the bad, and the WTF on the MTV EMAs red carpet!
In a last ditch effort to make their marriage seem like it was a real thing, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are seeking counseling. Sources say their union is “up in the air” after Kim flew to Minnesota to meet with Kris’ pastor, Joel Johnson. After a four-hour come-to-Jesus session (literally), they admitted that there is a lot wrong with their relationship. How brave of them, but aren’t these the kind of counseling sessions that usually take place before the wedding? Either way, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall, if, in fact, this session actually happened. We won’t be holding our breath for a reconciliation. If Kim and Kris are representative of the rest of celebrity couples who’ve sought counseling, this is just the beginning of the end for them. Or the end of the end, considering they’ve already split. Click through to find out the fate of other famous lovers who (supposedly) ended up on the couch. [TMZ]
I know this Funny or Die video is supposed to be a spoof about how often Ryan Gosling does the quiet, brooding thing in his movies, but I am not laughing. I find it impossible to laugh and orgasm at the same time though, so that probably explains why. [Funny Or Die]
Actor and model Taylor Kinney, who played Lady Gaga’s love interest in the “Yoü And I” video, is rumored to be canoodling with her in real life. Her reps have been saying she’s too busy for anything serious, but she thinks he’s “super cute.” Obviously. This past week, Taylor was spotted accompanying Gaga to her London hotel room, which means they must be madly in love forever and ever! Or not. I don’t really care as long as she’s done with Lüc Carl and his ugly umlaut face. After the jump, five things you should know about Lady Gaga’s new (maybe) boyfriend, Taylor Kinney.
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Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have birthed the fruit of Justin Bieber’s loins, is speaking about the night they allegedly did it. He took an immediate liking to her, she says. After that, he took her to a bathroom backstage where he went from being “cute and gushy” to “more aggressive.” This story is completely and totally true, Mariah asserts, and she has evidence to prove it in court. Justin Bieber is denying fathering a child with a woman he claims never met, saying, “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim” (nice line Justin’s publicist!). He plans to take a DNA test as soon as he returns from Europe to prove his innocence. The only person who appears to believe the allegations is Selena Gomez, who dumped the Biebs over the weekend. We’re looking forward to the denouement of this scandal. As fun as it would be for this story to be true, there’s just no way. [The Insider, People]