For a long time, I was certain the artist formerly known as Prince (or is he Prince again? I get confused) was an alien. Turns out, he’s just a Jehovah’s Witness. After a lifetime of sexy dancing, the 50-something-year-old is in need of a double hip replacement, trading in his raspberry beret for a diamond-encrusted cane. But alas his highness has refused the surgery, citing his religious beliefs as his reason. Evidently, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t down with blood transfusions. [Celebitchy] — Or maybe he doesn’t want the doctors to discover his true alien identity? Hmmm.
After the jump, more celebs who have weird…er…unique views on medicine. Keep reading »
This must just be the week of frivolous lawsuits!
Beyonce has filed a federal lawsuit in New York against a group of people who are selling bootleg copies of her CDs and other knock-off merchandise at her concerts around the world.
According to TMZ, her legal team hasn’t been able to track down exactly who’s selling the unauthorized goods (how you sue an unknown person is a mystery to me), but they’re anticipating the sales continuing at Bey’s upcoming Madison Square Garden concerts on June 21st and 22nd so they’re trying to get a judge to rule the merch illegal. Continue Reading…
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You might be having a bad day, but Lily Allen is having a worse one. [Twitter/LilyRoseAllen] Keep reading »
Lately, hot mess Britney Spears has been blabbing about how she’s doing better and feeling happy for the first time in a while being on tour. Well, Brit, you may not be in rehab with a shaved head — but you are still dumb. At a concert in Manchester, England, on Tuesday, Britney greeted her fans saying, “What’s up London?” Oops, she did it again. This is definitely not the first embarrassing blunder she’s made on the “Circus” tour. Take a look at some of these other moments that will make you flinch. [Metro UK]
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Unlike us, Kendra Wilkinson seems to be all about bachelorette parties. At least she’s not wearing a penis hat, though. [LA, 6/18/09] Keep reading »
Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi yesterday in New York City, while he was running from crazed fans who had gathered to catch a glimpse of him filming “Remember Me.” Although the cab clipped him, he was not hurt and sauntered away—much like the invincible, sexy vampire that he is.
This all went down on East 12th Street…which is where I live! This is all the proof I need, we are definitely getting married some day. Maybe he was even running towards my apartment to propose? It’s okay, Rob, I’ll wait. Is it just me, or does it seem like he may be turning into our generation’s Princess Diana? Everyone leave my man alone. [People] Keep reading »
But their marriage still creeps us out. [Paris, 6/18/09] Keep reading »
Ryan Reynolds stopped to say “hi” on his way to tape the “Late Show with David Letterman.” [NYC, 6/17/09] Keep reading »
We’ve all been there: still in love with an ex and unable to let go. But I hope we haven’t all been as psycho about it as LiLo. The drama-prone beauty just can’t seem to move on from her former flame, Samantha Ronson. The writing on the wall has been crystal clear since the beginning of the year, but if “sources” are to be believed, Lohan can’t see it. Of course, the fact that they are off again and on again as often as Paris Hilton’s panties doesn’t help. Below are the top six moments which confirm that SamRo is more than a little uninterested in Lilo. Hopefully the starlet will catch this list and catch a clue. Keep reading »