Category Archives: Celebs

Love, hate, or admire them. The Frisky is serving up the latest celebrity photos, quotes, gossip, beauty, and style on the celebrities you just can’t get enough of.

Christina Aguilera’s Closet: Is This What A Girl Wants?

In NYMag.com’s latest monthly roundup of the fashion glossies, “The Best and Worst of October Magazines,” they’ve deemed this In Style photograph of Christina Aguilera in her closet as one of the best. Look, I’m all for ostentatious displays of wealth — I only wish I had more wealth to display ostentatiously — but this photograph is obscene and depressing. Does one woman really need this many pairs of shoes, so many that she needs a ladder to reach some of them? What hole in your insides are you trying to fill that that many shoes will never fill anyway? And her son standing there, looking at the camera, like, Can you believe how depressing this is?, made me experience the existential sadness of living in a celebrity-worshiping capitalist culture that prizes material wealth above, say, motherhood. Then I clicked on to the next page. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Cuddles A Titty, I Mean, Teddy Bear

I am not sure why Lindsay Lohan was photographed for The Sunday Times style mag, but it certainly wasn’t to class up her image! [Egotastic] Keep reading »

Quickies: Keira Knightley Will Play Eliza Doolittle & Totally True Urban Legends

  • Keira Knightley has beaten Scarlett Johansson for the part of Eliza Doolittle in a new film adaptation of “My Fair Lady.” [The Telegraph] — Keira is the better pick for the part anyway.
  • Lawyers for Jennifer Lopez have sent a cease-and-desist letter to her first husband Ojani Noa to shut down production of “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story,” a mockumentary-style movie. [The Wrap]
  • What exactly does a $100,000 wedding look like? Take a peek inside WeddingChannel.com’s dream wedding for a Washington, D.C.-based couple. [Us Weekly] — I’d have a hard time spending that amount of money, even if someone else were footing the bill, but I’d love the Tacori jewelry.
  • Here’s a fun way to pass the time and impress your friends with your celebrity trivia. Can you recognize the celebrity based on her real, not-so-cute name? [TrèsSugar] — I only got one wrong and wasn’t really paying attention to the photos.

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Amy Winehouse’s New Rack Makes Its Debut

Mitch Winehouse sure talked up his daughter’s newly augmented breasts, but really, I think they speak for themselves. [London, 10/26/09] Keep reading »

Charlize Theron Will Make Out With You For $140,000


Want to make out with Charlize Theron? It’s simple! All you have to do is pony up $140K at the next charity auction she hosts. This weekend Charlize was helping to raise money for OneXOne and when bidding stalled on a South African World Cup package, the star up the ante by offering to lock lips with the highest bidder. So who won 20 seconds in heaven with Charlize? The lady in the video above, who seems to be really enjoying her winnings. Wonder if Charlize slipped her the tongue… Keep reading »

What Is Suri Cruise Going To Be For Halloween?

Our photo service, Splash News, says this is a photo of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes shopping for Halloween costumes. Since we don’t see any costumes in this pic, we’re wondering what little Suri is going to be for Halloween:

  1. Xenu?
  2. Baby Maverick from “Top Gun”?
  3. A princess? (She’s got the outfits for it!)
  4. Baby “Risky Business”?
  5. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?

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Where My Bitches?

This pimp dog should have won the 19th Annual Dog Halloween Parade in Tompkins Square Park. [NYC, 10/25/09] Keep reading »

(Another) Quote of the Day: Joan Holloway Inspired By “Sex And The Single Girl”

“I read Sex and the Single Girl and Sex and the Office before [both written by former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief, Helen Gurley Brown, in 1962 and 1965, respectively] — not before the pilot, because I didn’t know about it at that point — but after the pilot, and before we started season one. They were huge inspirations. I started turning down pages of things that I thought would be useful or relevant, and then I realized every single page was turned down. [Laughs] Tons of great tidbits that, you know, even if no one else catches them or something, that I’m thinking of. … Like the way you prepare your desk. Making sure there are little candies out because that’s enticing. Making sure that your slip shows just a tiny, tiny bit when you’re sitting down because that’s alluring.”

— Christina Hendricks, the actress who plays Joan Holloway on “Mad Men,” on where she gathered inspiration for the role. Read more of her thoughts on Joan in a great interview with New York magazine’s Vulture blog. Keep reading »

Miley’s Little Sis, Noah, Sure Looks Mature This Halloween

Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl for just a while longer? It’s not too hard to say, “No, you’re not dressing as a sexy witch with dominatrix boots for Halloween!” Because God knows after pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley‘s childhood is a lost cause. [10/24/09, Santa Monica, CA, Splash News] Keep reading »

Get Well Soon, Morrissey

Even though he’s celibate and we don’t get that, we at The Frisky are big, huge, enormous fans of Morrissey, the frontman of The Smiths and the swashbuckling-with-a-wink crooner behind nine solo albums. The first time I saw him, after 45 minutes of singing, a crazed fan ran on stage and hugged him. At which point Morrissey said, “Thank security,” walked off stage, and never came back. Yes, it sucked. But not nearly as much as his show Saturday night when, after singing only one song (“This Charming Man,” cause I know you were wondering)—he winced and fell to his knees. His band mates carried him off stage unconscious, and the paramedics were called. Because many people have witnessed antics like I did, they thought this was just his usual theatrics and booed. But when Morrissey didn’t return to the stage and an announcement was made that he was seriously ill and the concert was dunzo, the fans got super concerned. Morrissey was taken to the hospital and stayed there overnight, a “precautionary measure,” as the hospital put it. He was released the next morning and is said to be feeling much better, though he did cancel tonight’s concert, too. Morrissey, we hope you feel 100 percent soon and that this was exhaustion rather than something serious. Heaven knows we’ll be miserable if you’re really sick. Sorry, had to. [Rolling Stone] Keep reading »

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