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The Worst Of “OctoMom: The Incredible Unseen Footage”


FOX’s two-hour-OctoMom documentary aired last night. My first instinct was to hide under the covers, shaking uncontrollably, and wait for it to be over, but I knew I had to watch for your sake. So I took out my earplugs, stripped off the sheets, and ventured out in front of my TV again. Of course it was as bad, maybe worse, than I thought. After the jump, the choicest moments from the two-hour crapfest “OctoMom: The Incredible Unseen Footage.” Keep reading »

Kyle Howard Made Lauren Conrad Fat And Happy

Lauren Conrad is on Shape magazine’s September cover. This is the second time in as many years that Lauren has graced the front of that magazine, but since she sells magazines, they’ve found some new things to talk to her about, including the nickname she gave the layer of fat on her stomach. Keep reading »

Heidi Montag To Perform For The First Time Ever At The Miss Universe Pageant

Ooh, ooh (said like Horshack in “Welcome Back, Kotter”). I now have a really good reason why you need to watch the Miss Universe Pageant this Sunday night. Heidi Montag will be giving her first-ever live musical performance, debuting her single “Body Language” which leaked online a while back. “I am so excited to perform,” says Heidi. “This is such a miracle in life and I give thanks to God everyday for this once in a lifetime opportunity.” [People]

Here’s hoping this will be a disaster on par with Britney‘s “Gimme More” performance. The New York Post claims that asking Heidi to perform has turned into a fiasco for the show’s producers. Find out all about it, after the jump… Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sting Doesn’t Have Tantric Sex, Says Daughter Coco

  • Sting‘s daughter Coco says the rumor that he and wife Trudie Styler have Tantric sex for eight hours is false. [E! Online] — I’m not sure I’d want to comment on my parents’ sex life in any capacity.
  • Sean Penn was hanging in Malibu last night with not one, but two attractive women. [TMZ] — He’s definitely checked out of the marriage with Robin Wright Penn. Maybe now they’ll actually get divorced.
  • Elizabeth Edwards says she expects her husband, John Edwards, to take a paternity test to prove whether he fathered 18-month-old Frances with Rielle Hunter.

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Quickies!: Eric Dane And The History Of The Celebrity Sex Tape

  • This week, Eric Dane joined a long list of celebs caught in sex tapes. Here’s an intellectual history of the celebrity sex tape. [The Daily Beast]
  • Mark Indelicato of “Ugly Betty” impressed Carolina Herrera so much with his design sketches that she offered him an internship on the spot. [NYDailyNews.com] — If only getting an internship were that easy for average people.
  • Paris Hilton was found not guilty after she testified during a lawsuit that alleged she failed to promote a straight-to-DVD film, National Lampoon’s “Pledge This.” [The Cut] — Her claims at not knowing what a producer does were sufficient for U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno.

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Jon Gosselin And Other Celebs Who Go To Great Lengths For A Little Action

When I was in high school I did all kinds of crazy things so I could see my boyfriend without my parents knowing. But now I go in and out the front door like a regular, stable adult. Apparently, Jon Gosselin still hasn’t gotten to that stage. In an interview with Life And Style, Jon’s most recent ex, Kate Major, said, “Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.” The couple’s first time happened in a New Jersey hotel room, which Kate (shocker) paid for. [Life and Style]

It’s okay, Jon, you aren’t the only sleazebag celeb who’s pulled stunts like this. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Fabio, Hollywood’s Last Beefcake, Makes An Appearance

Huge muscled men just don’t seem to be in style anymore, but don’t tell Fabio, because a chiseled physique works for him. [West Hollywood, 8/18/09] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Scarlett Johansson Lives Life When She’s Transient

“Both of us were in a transient place. I’ve been working since I was 8 years old, and whenever I have periods of time when I don’t have to be doing anything, where I don’t have any responsibility, it’s in those moments that I live my life. I felt, as the word transient would suggest, in between two places. In between a beginning and an end. And I think Pete also had that feeling of being in between, of being everywhere and nowhere at once.”

— Scarlett Johansson on how she and Pete Yorn came to collaborate on the album “Break Up.” With all this talk about living life most fully when she’s feeling transient, Scarlett sounds a lot like her character, Charlotte, in the 2003 movie, “Lost in Translation.” [via NY Mag] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush Might Not Be Over

  • Kim Kardashian was spotted with Reggie Bush in New Orleans. [Us Weekly] — Hmm, did her sister’s pregnancy make her rethink her life path?
  • Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn for the third time. [Dlisted] — Here we go again. I’m taking bets for how long it’ll take for her to change her mind.
  • Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming might be looking for a swanky, new pad in L.A.’s Carlyle Residences. [E! Online]

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Britney Does Letterman

Everyone’s favorite reformed (?) psycho-in-a-blond-weave, Britney Spears, made an appearance on “Letterman” last night, reading the Top Ten list which, appropriately enough, was titled “Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.” Wearing a string bikini — and an enormous tropical flower behind one ear — and looking more toned and in-shape than she has in years, Brit-Brit sat atop a Presidential-looking desk and shifted her weight from hip to hip as she read each number. The appearance was certainly less disastrous than past televised appearances (the infamous MTV Music Video Awards, anyone?), but I couldn’t help but think her “charisma” seemed a little canned. What do you think? Keep reading »

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