Now, I have been known to find this look attractive — a guy I dated earlier this year also had Twain-esque hair which may have colored my attitude towards it — so to each their own. Besides, Aaron Johnson (of “Nowhere Boy” and “Kick-Ass”) is a taken man anyway — he’s having his second child with much-much-older girlfriend, Sam Taylor-Wood, any second now. Still, so much to mourn.
In case you couldn’t tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like “sweet Santa of seduction,” “Santa of Ravishment,” and “Mr. Moist Saint Nick.” And if that doesn’t convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she’s doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it’s wonderful. Read more…
“It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck? If I hear somebody say that, I know I don’t know them at all.”
– Scarlett Johansson on the idiocy that is ScarJo. Yup. [Celebitchy]
Christmas card or Vogue pictorial? Kind of hard to tell given the sheer volume of Blue Steel happening in this photo. [Crushable]
I have no idea what is going on in this photo, I just know I like it. I like it a lot. Happy Monday, y’all!