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Face-Off: Jay-Z Trounces Elvis’ Record For #1 Albums

Now that Jay-Z‘s new album, The Blueprint 3, has reached #1 on the Billboard chart, a whole huge deal is being made about how Jay has surpassed Elvis‘ long held record for the most #1 albums. Guess that was definitely worth coming out of retirement for. But, uh, how does Jay-Z stack up to Elvis in other regards?
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Quote Of The Day: What Yoko Said

“A woman who is falling in love with herself. A woman who is falling in love with the world. A woman who is falling in love with the universe. I want to live long. I want to live forever. I want to live infinitely. A woman who has no fear at all for thinking of forever or infinity. I think I am such a woman.”

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Star Couplings: Katherine Heigl Shows Off Baby Naleigh

  • Katherine Heigl and her husband, Josh Kelley, have posted photos on her foundation’s website of their newly-adopted baby from Korea. [Dlisted]
  • Halle Berry wore a waist-cinching mini dress for her appearance on “The Jay Leno Show,” where she continued to deny pregnancy rumors. [Us Weekly] — Well, you couldn’t really see her belly, but maybe she did just eat too many burgers like she claims.
  • Amy Winehouse can’t reunite with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil because she’s too busy enjoying herself with ex-boyfriend Tyler James. [OK! UK]

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Quickies: “Golden Girl” Rue McClanahan Is So Over “SATC” & A Cult Leader Gets Naked For Authorities

  • Rue McClanahan from the “Golden Girls” says the “Sex and the City” women aren’t on her level. [TMZ] — I love how she looks the paparazzo up and down as he asks her if she’s still a mack.
  • Amy Poehler will return to her comedic anchor seat alongside Seth Meyers for “Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursdays” tonight before the premieres of “Parks and Recreation” and “30 Rock.” [The Frisky] — I just love her and can watch “Baby Mama” over and over.

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Chris Brown Starts Community Labor

I know what you’re thinking—there’s a typo in the headline and that it should be “Chris Brown Starts Community Service.” But you’re wrong—Brown’s judge specifically sentenced him to hard “labor,” and his supervising police chief has grand plans for him to remove graffiti, pick up trash, wash cars, and maintain grounds. Chris whacking weeds has already drawn lots of media and fans who want to watch (thanks for the boring videos, guys?), so he had to personally pay for extra guards to protect him. Hopefully after six months worth of hard labor, Chris will think twice before laying a hand on a lady. Also, someone make him put a shirt on. [LA Times] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: John Stamos Is The Life Of The Arty

Restaurant Tratorria Dopo Teatro in Manhattan has started a Wall Of Fame for celebrity art. And their first honoree to be hung is Uncle Jesse John Stamos, of course! Painted by Jim Warren, the portrait is a collage of The Stamos’ most classic moments. Who do you think they should immortalize next? [via Grub Street]

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Loose Lips: Kimora Lee Simmons Gives Good Quote

Famous people say the darnedest things. Sometimes their gibberish is bizarre, sometimes it’s hilarious, and often it’s just plain scary. Fashion maven Kimora Lee Simmons tends to the run the gamut between all three extremes. Here’s Kimora weighing in on phashion, phamiliy, phood and ph…

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Lindsay Lohan Misbehaves (As Usual) At Fashion Week

New York Fashion Week just ended and Lindsay Lohan was, of course, out in force and behaving badly. She showed up at the G-Star runway show with her sister and two other girls and promply starting acting like a b*tch by refusing to pose for photos and giving the media a hard time. Later, she became unhappy with the seating situation and started throwing other celebs’ seating cards on the floor. When peeps tried to stop her she said “Don’t fucking touch me.” [NY Post] — I’d like to give Lindsay the award for “Worst Behaved Celebrity. Ever.” Congrats, chica. Keep reading »

Ben Folds And Nick Hornby Write An Ode To Levi Johnston


I have mixed feelings about Levi Johnston. On the one hand, he’s hot. But on the other, he’s one of those people who just won’t go away. So I’m laughing pretty hard at this hilarious song “Levi Johnston’s Blues” by Ben Folds and Nick Hornby. In the tune, the musician and novelist rip into the Alaskan big papa, portraying him as ignorant, childish and just plain ridic. Ben and Nick poke fun at the Palins while they’re at it. My fave line: “I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl’s. I’m gonna lay down the law and tell her what’s goin on. I’m a fucking redneck I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishin’ and kill some moose.” Keep reading »

Megan Fox Gets Lampoon’d

Poor Megan Fox. Not everyone wants to hang on her every word. In this hilarious mock interview conducted by National Lampoon with “Jennifer’s Body” co-stars Fox and Johnny Simmons, Matt Zaller aggressively ignores the bombshell, despite the fact that she headlines the film. Eventually Zaller coerces her into putting a bag over her head so she’s “not a distraction.” Amazing. Keep reading »

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