“We were together for a year, and we just started breeding. We were like, ‘Let’s have a baby!’ And eight days later …”
Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Vivid Video, the adult film giant, already employs Holly Sampson — one of Tiger Woods‘ alleged paramours — as one of their skin flick starlets. But they want the others on their roster too, and they’re willing to pay for it. Vivid is offering any of Tiger’s mistresses $1 million bucks to agree to star in one of their films, according to a press release from the company.
“Our offer to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced still holds. It seems the chance we’ll be taken up gets better as the days go on.”
With nine rumored mistresses already tallied and potentially more waiting in the wings, Vivid’s odds are looking good. Guess it really pays to bone a baller, huh? Keep reading »
OK! scooped up these photos of Rihanna at an NYC tattoo parlor this week, right after she got her latest piece of body art. The tat reads “Never a failure, always a lesson,” but backwards, so RiRi would only be able to read the affirmation when looking in a mirror. The tattoo artist told OK!: “I asked her why she wanted that and she said, ‘It’s kind of my motto in life for everything.’ Instead of considering things to be mistakes, considering them lessons.” [OK! Magazine via ONTD] Keep reading »
I’m just gonna say it. Elin Nordegren needs to pack up her crap — oh wait, she already did that — move out of the house she shares with Tiger Woods and not take a penny of his “please stay with me, baby” money. She can get what she is owed for being a loyal, devoted wife to the philandering golfer when she takes him to divorce court. With nine — nine!!! — alleged mistresses now semi-accounted for, Tiger seems more focused on beating Wilt Chamberlain’s record for infidelity than he is on improving his golf game. I don’t foresee how it’s possible for Nordegren to ever trust her husband again, and raising children in a house where the trust is gone is no good for the kiddies, amiright? We already suggested some possible rebounds for Elin, should she take my advice and get the hell out of the Tiger Cage, but what about Woods? He must be itching to tap some hot cocktail waitress ass right about now. As poor taste is my forte and Tiger has clearly identified his, uh, “type,” here are eight women I can see Tiger playing put-put with. Keep reading »
Last night, I was in the changing room at my NYC gym alongside the lovely and petite Natalie Portman! She was wearing a puffy green coat and Tretorn rain boots even though it wasn’t raining outside and didn’t close her locker behind her. Anyway, because I’m a nerd, this morning I Googled “Natalie Portman Equinox” just for kicks and I came up with this Craigslist posting by some gym bunny asking Nat on a date. It says:
“You’re Natalie Portman. I was running on the treadmill at Equinox today…you were with your friend…i think you kind of checked me out a little…thought you were cute, would love to grab a drink.
Poor boob! Natalie wasn’t checking you out, honey. She was afraid because you were staring at her. Keep reading »