This week, we can thank the Grammy Awards for some very special Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moments. Click through to see this week’s crop of ridiculous hemlines, and remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha offender, email me the link at firstname.lastname@example.org!
You guys remember Chyna, right? She used to be a lady wrestler, but then she developed addictions to various substances, made a sex tape, and became suicidal. I’m not really sure what order all that happened in, but all of it together means that Chyna’s life was kind of a mess: that is, until she went to rehab. Then, of course, she relapsed, and … I’m not really sure what happened. I never read anything about her, but according to Wikipedia, she starred in her first pornographic film last year, Backdoor to Chyna, “which is promoted as including her first anal sex scene,” so that’s something.
But 2012 is a new year with new possibilities … like a wrestling-themed porno. Great. Read more…
Sorry Amelia, but Joey might actually be better than Ryan Gosling. For one, he’s a regular guy that’s not off running around with Eva Mendes. And two, he’s really, really, really funny — even if he does have the “effeminate jaw line of Hilary Duff.” Either way, this is a video you — and every guy you know — should watch. [YouTube]
That Whitney Houston impersonation is getting filed under “Too Soon” for, like, a year. But you know who is still alive who Maya Rudolph can impersonate when she hosts “Saturday Night Live” tomorrow night? Oh, just a little actor and musician named Meatloaf. [NBC.com]
Me, just now: Julie, may I please have permission to post a photo of Ryan Gosling on the set of his next movie, “Only God Forgives”? He has gotten quite buff for the movie and looks very handsome and it’s been such a long time since I just posted a little picture of him. And I’ve been sick. It might make me feel better.
Julie: Sigh. Fine.
Me: &#%$ YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!