Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
What’s this I see? Gwyneth Paltrow is taking GOOP in 3-D to a YouTube channel. Check out the video above of her making bibimbop. It’s kind of the most boring cooking show ever, no? So far, there are only two vids on the channel, but I’m sure Gwyns will post many more soon. Maybe she’ll videotape how to do a proper colonic?
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Girlfriend just can’t catch a break. Her latest stroke of bad luck? Lindsay once posted her phone number on her “secret” Facebook profile (i.e. totes not a secret) and then somebody managed to guess her voicemail password. In fairness, it wasn’t clever — 1234. Anyhoo, so here’s a snippet of LiLo’s recent VM’s. They are rather boring, save for the one where her douche dad calls and holds the phone up to the car stereo as most douchey dads from Long Island are known to do. Listen above. Keep reading »
A few days back, Jennifer Aniston said that she still believes in love. Now that she’s promoting her flick “Love Happens,” she won’t shut up about it. In this interview, Jen seems a little disoriented and we aren’t really surprised because love isn’t exactly Jen’s strong suit. The interview really deteriorates when the actress compares trying too hard in a relationship to selling a car. She then mixes metaphors and talks about going into a “rental” situation and compares a relationship to the structure of a house. The interviewer adds that he’d like an option to buy, presumably if “love happens,” and I start to wonder if I’m watching a home makeover show. Keep reading »
Jerry Ferrara and Jamie-Lynn Sigler took the National Anthem really seriously at
today’s yesterday’s New York Yankees baseball game. [NYC, 9/10/09] Keep reading »
“People can have rhinoceros skin, but there’s a point when something’s going to hurt you. Not everyone is stone. I haven’t watched the news in weeks. I had to ask my chef, ‘How’s Obama doing?’ I haven’t read a newspaper…Now at least I know that I can step up to the plate and not crumble when I’m needed. When it comes to something like this that is so, so serious, so painful, so traumatic, I can handle it.”
“Ellen has such a beautiful body, and I personally battled with my own body image for years. I used to tell myself, You can’t wearing anything sleeveless or strapless. And all of a sudden I was like, What if I just didn’t send such negative messages to my brain and said, wear it and enjoy it? And now I’m more comfortable in clothes than ever …. [Ellen] was in her frickin’ bra with an open jacket and hot pink shorts, skating around the rink with red lips and … she was sexy as a mother … a feral creature. It was great.”