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Miley’s Little Sis, Noah, Sure Looks Mature This Halloween

Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl for just a while longer? It’s not too hard to say, “No, you’re not dressing as a sexy witch with dominatrix boots for Halloween!” Because God knows after pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley‘s childhood is a lost cause. [10/24/09, Santa Monica, CA, Splash News] Keep reading »

Get Well Soon, Morrissey

Even though he’s celibate and we don’t get that, we at The Frisky are big, huge, enormous fans of Morrissey, the frontman of The Smiths and the swashbuckling-with-a-wink crooner behind nine solo albums. The first time I saw him, after 45 minutes of singing, a crazed fan ran on stage and hugged him. At which point Morrissey said, “Thank security,” walked off stage, and never came back. Yes, it sucked. But not nearly as much as his show Saturday night when, after singing only one song (“This Charming Man,” cause I know you were wondering)—he winced and fell to his knees. His band mates carried him off stage unconscious, and the paramedics were called. Because many people have witnessed antics like I did, they thought this was just his usual theatrics and booed. But when Morrissey didn’t return to the stage and an announcement was made that he was seriously ill and the concert was dunzo, the fans got super concerned. Morrissey was taken to the hospital and stayed there overnight, a “precautionary measure,” as the hospital put it. He was released the next morning and is said to be feeling much better, though he did cancel tonight’s concert, too. Morrissey, we hope you feel 100 percent soon and that this was exhaustion rather than something serious. Heaven knows we’ll be miserable if you’re really sick. Sorry, had to. [Rolling Stone] Keep reading »

Halloween, Octomom-Style

While half the population will likely be dressing up as Nadya Suleman for Halloween, the Octomom has decided on a nun (with her gang of devil babies) for her costume. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ivanka Trump Says “I Do!”

  • Ivanka Trump wed Jared Kushner at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ, on Sunday. [Starpulse]
  • Chris Brown is still pining for Rihanna. He posted a video montage of him with her and tweeted: “FOR THE FELLAS: Showing emotion doesn’t make u weak … BEING HONEST MAKES U STRONG.” [The Young, Black, & Fabulous] — He’s not someone I’d take advice from, but, you know, to each his own.
  • Stephen Moyer says he looked to his “True Blood” character when deciding how to propose to Anna Paquin. Apparently, there’s a song Bill Compton listens to about a white, sandy beach, so that’s where it happened. [People] — That idea could have been inspired by anything because it’s not really original. Let’s hope the wedding is more interesting.

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Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem Take A Swim

A tough day on the job: Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem frolic in some Bali ocean while shooting “Eat, Pray, Love.” [10/25/09, Bali] Keep reading »

Celebrities Who’ve Been Banned For Bad Behavior

Lindsay Lohan has finally been un-banned from Avenue, the club where she famously (?) accused Justin Timberlake of cheating on Jessica Biel via Twitter. She went back to the club twice this week after she, as the New York Post reported, “besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior.” The behavior management includes abstaining from alcohol—she’s going so far as to send back drinks bought by other guests. [NY Post]

Celebs really have a knack for warming people’s hearts with their charisma and giant heads, but every once in a while, celebs get banned. Dun dun dun. Keep reading »

Who’s That Cute Guy With Anne Hathaway?

Anne Hathaway‘s brother, Michael, is totes adorable. Too bad he’s gay! (And married to his partner!) This genetically blessed brother and sister made a splash together at the 18th Annual Empire State Pride Agenda Fall Dinner, an event to raise money for gay rights. [NYC, 10/2309] Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Strip Club Adventures

In kinda the sweetest gesture ever, in a backwards sort of way, Matt Damon reportedly brought a posse to the New York Hustler Club, including his wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso. Instead of getting a lap dance from an actual stripper, Matt was perfectly content getting down with the mother of his children. A witness said, “He bought dances for his friends. His wife was dancing for him. The club normally doesn’t allow civilians to dance, but they made an exception for him.” [NY Post]

Since for some reason, men are obligated to go to strip clubs to assert their manly virility, it’s nice to hear that there are men out there who realize their wives are sexual beings and find them more compelling than random women in g-strings. These other celebrities weren’t so charming on their strip club jaunts. Keep reading »

Pamela Anderson Gets Sexual With A Seal

Everything is sexual with Pamela Anderson, even when she’s protesting an annual seal hunt in northern Canada with PETA. [Toronto, 10/23/09] Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Salma Hayek Thinks Her Bod Is Mediocre

“I won a ‘Best Body Award’ from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don’t have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I’m a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body.” [Parade via Celebitchy]

Salma Hayek, dissing her famous curves. Why are celebs always saying things like this? Are their standards just insanely high? Or do they think they’ll be more likeable if they don’t admit they have hot bods? Keep reading »

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